Well, there goes my plans for The Swiftorcist double feature I was gonna do.

Thank YOU. Enjoy!

There are 30 un-indicted co-conspirators, so I assume Lindsey flipped like a circus acrobat and that’s the list he’s in.

Giuliani is going to be flipping on everyone he possibly can because he will 100% die in prison if convicted

Honestly, can’t wait until VP Kamala Harris declares Kamala Harris the next President on Jan 6, 2025. 

Not only that, but you should see the look on Conservatives’ faces when you point out that if Mike Pence could have invalidated the election in 2020, so could Kamala Harris in 2024.

The State Board of Pardons and Paroles and its powers are defined in Georgia’s state constitution. For the state congress to change that they would need two thirds in both houses and then send it to be voted on by the people of Georgia. And currently they are 4 votes shy in the Senate, 33 of 56 seats are Republicans…

Watching all these bozos throw each other under the bus on live camera is going to be epic.

If a sitting Vice President could individually decide that a state’s election were invalid and assign those electors at his own whim, then Al Gore is the most selfless, principled, man that ever lived.

Yeah, pretty sure Salem’s Lot 1979 got a theatrical release at some point because they shot a special “coda” scene for theaters where Ben and Mark find vampire Susan in South America somewhere. Bonnie Bedelia in full vampire get-up was Fantastic, Stunning, and Beautiful. Too bad it was only a 90 second post credit…

Damn that movie was scary.  Not long after it came out, I was visiting my brother at Cal Arts for their annual Halloween blow-out. Partied hard and crashed hard. Sometime the next day, I’m waking up on the floor of his dorm room, looking up at my bro as he “hovered” over me from his loft bed. Scared the hangover clean…

30 Days of Night was awesome, and deserves to be here.

You know, back then, if a made for tv movie really knocked it out of the park, occasionally it got a quick theatrical release. I think this happened with Salem’s Lot. I remember Battlestar Galactica came out in theaters for a couple weeks. Brian’s Song too, I think, fell into this category. 

Hell yeah. Blade II is cool, but the first one holds up in every way that isn’t the CG. It’s a great vampire movie, but also one of the best superhero movies, full stop, which says a lot since like 100 more have come out since 1998.

There’s at least five movies on this list that should be ahead of it, maybe 10-15.

Really - no love for 30 Days of Night???  

No love for Daybreakers? Too bad. I think that one is sadly underrated. Great cast and an awesome premise (albeit one that doesn’t quite stick the landing - also a bad title).

RIP Bill Paxton he was so finger lickin’ good in Near Dark. The best vampire movie to come out in 1987. Suck it The Lost Boys fans.

Blade 2 is inferior to the original. Bringing back Kris Kristofferson after he was killed in the original was a lame retcon, and it has CGI fights that look like a videogame.

I know it was made as a TV series, but was any vampire movie responsible for more nightmares than ‘Salem’s Lot, and Ralphie Glick at the window?

Anyway, Return to Salem’s Lot was definitely a movie, and not a bad one at that.