xopthalmus
xopthalmus
xopthalmus

If It would be immediately clear how far from wolf she was

Extra pedantic: Unix is an OS; X Windows is a windowing system. You can get it without Unix; you can even get it for Cygwin, and have X Windows on your Windows PC, if you’re really dedicated to making your Microsoft system look and feel like Linux but have a reason why you can’t just wipe the disk and install Ubuntu

He's just so fucking stupid. On the one hand, I'm super excited to see that dipshit flush his entire life away in such a public and hilariously self inflicted way, but also I'm so tired of him and would like for him to finish self destructing and fuck off already. 

He is just trying to prove to his kids that it’s nothing personal; he is just bad at naming everything.

“... I know this!”

I mean, there’s lots of words with an x in it. There is no actual need to invoke “sexy” in a business context. Like “AuXillary”, “AnneXes”, and “AntitoXic”, and “ChatterboXes” are words you can use in a business setting that are less likely to get you sued.

“Change it back to Twitter but shorten it and replace a T with an X. We good?

Elon: Hey X Window System can I copy your homework?
X Window System: Sure, just don’t make it too obvious.
Elon: X Window Cystem

Best I can do with just words and we all know how well Kinja handles pictures.

Xcrement. 

Every day with Elon. EVERY. DAY.

He tried to do the same thing at PayPal and Peter Thiel’s people sent him packing for similar reasons.

He’ll need to buy an eXtra amount of horses most likely.

ElMo is going to sue everybody who uses the letter x. First target: grade school multiplication classes!

Pedantic: not an OS.  It’s a Unix System!

Sooo, when do all the lawsuits start from people trying to push him out? Because all of this is just noise until his financiers start suing him for being “X”-centric. 

I find that seems to be true of everyone worth more than fifty million dollars.

Heartwarming: the biggest diptheshit on the internet proves incompetence, again.

He actually thinks that because he’s the richest man in the world, laws don’t apply to him. Just amazing.

It really looks like a logo for a nearly 40 year old operating system.

I think we can all just start agreeing he’s an idiot now. No conspiracy theories, no ‘grand plan.’ Just a fool and his money, quickly parting