I’d say you definitely count, HIYA! :):):)

Oh that is an excellent way to describe your brit friends

lol. maybe because my UK chums are such a filthy, bawdy lot I never noticed this trait. Carry on then!

I would’ve eventually gotten annoyed if I had to basically fill in for this girl every time someone requested an alcoholic beverage. I also come from a very conservative religious household, but when it came to making money and pulling your weight my parents have always been like “god who?”

The funny thing is that the hotel bill doesn’t say what movie was watched. I don’t generally look at prices in the “adult film” section, but I usually watch a “regular” movie or two a week. 1.) I travel a lot and spend up to 5 nights per week in a hotel, 2.) I don’t get to the theater to see movies there very often,…

There used to be a woman named Mary (not her real name) in our accounting office who used to semi-jokingly say that the company wouldn’t dare fire her because she had a ‘doomsday’ file.

Hey!

You seem like the kind of person who’s unknowingly ingested gallons of bodily effluvia & floor sweepings over the years.

Here’s your welcoming committee *wink*

Take your waterproofs and your wellies. It gets rough up there.

OMG do you want to meet up? Not to get laid, obvs., but if you want to meet for a drink w/me and my friend let me know. We are both charming and 100% not serial killers.

“Native Gaelic speaker” annoys me. No-one is a “native" speaker. We speak English. Absolutely people attend Gaelic school but it isn't exclusively Gaelic that is spoken there. My boyfriends best friend went to the Gaelic school and he can recall about as much Gaelic as I can Spanish. This isn't Ireland or Wales.

I’m going to Orkney in a month, and just between you and me, I am looking to get LAID. And look at some Neolithic architecture. But mostly: LAID. My body is ready.

Jesus fucking christ what is it with people today- NO I DO NOT NECESSARILY VACUUM BEHIND MY NIGHTSTAND AND DRESSER WHEN PEOPLE COME OVER.

I always worked in an office environment and over a 7 years span three of my neighbors transitioned from office work at their jobs, to doing it at home.

You know- I get where she is coming from. My SO is a stay at home dad. When I get home, he sees it as his shift being over, and then it's my turn. Originally I thought- yes, he deserves his free time, but then I got fed up. When is my free time? I am either at work or taking care of the baby, or pumping. After many…

It’s interesting, my sister in law is actually exactly the person these people are railing about. She’s a doctor who has done well for herself so she totally does hire a nanny just so she can sit outside and read a book in a garden sometimes. And you know what? Parenting is STILL hard for her. Because parenting, if…

Yeah this seems like more of a communication issue to me. It sounds like if she’d just said she needed him to come home he would have. I know it’s hard to tell your partner that “no, it’s not ok with me if you go do ____” but it’s a really important ability to develop. Otherwise you just bottle it up and eventually…

Yeah. If anything, he’s a shitty feminist for naming his son after the Roman god of rape.