Seriously though, what do you guys think of Jeremy Kyle and his American version of the shite he puts on here? If you’ve got no teeth, Jezza will have you on the show! ;)

My god, that’s the best description of my fellow country men/women EVER! But, you’d better believe we can queue and apologise! ;)

HIYA yourself! :D Have you seen the ‘alternative Friends ending’ thing that was floating about a few weeks ago? Also, I’m considering corn rows today - IT’S THE HUMIDITY (or just my silly frizzy hair!) ;) Are you watching ‘Very British problems’ on telly just now too? Must admit, I was laughing and nodding along, a…

Raises hand* I’m one! But a Scot, so maybe I don’t count! ;) Ps, Transponster :D

I think it depends where in Scotland you’re from. I have a very non descript generic Scottish accent (although I can thicken it up at will) but I’ve lived in England, so I guess I had to tidy it up a bit!!

2 vaginal births and 2 episiotomies here - zero peeing when I don’t want to pee. YMMW, but it really isn’t a given that you’ll have pee issues when you have babies. :)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/eur… I donated money to the charities listed here after seeing all these papers this morning (I’m in the UK) . It won’t do lots, but I can sleep easier tonight, and I’ll be kissing my kid’s heads as they sleep. I hope your fostering/adoption process goes smoothly.

It’s all over the papers here in the UK, it’s just awful. I’m seriously considering a news blackout tonight, FB included, so I can get my shit together. I just wept in my husband’s arms this morning, and my son came to give me a hug. He’s 7 and I don’t think he’s ever seen me cry before. I’m at work on my lunch break,…

Yes, yes I have. I’ve donated £50 ($76.41US) to various charities. I’m a Brit, and we’re being bombarded with these images this morning on the front pages of the papers. It’s utterly heartbreaking.

Haha, when you here? I’m of the female persuasion, but I’m sure I could try to rustle up some single ladies/blokes depending on what your preference is!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Yeah, not so much, sorry! I mean, it gets cold here, so people do have to find creative ways to get warmed up, and generally the boys are horny and beardy....so...well.. yeah actually, maybe it IS a great place to hook up!

I’m further north than you’ll be, but any time you’re in Orkney...... ps, my husband went to uni in Edinburgh, you’ll love it! :)

Seriously, just come by yourself, you’ll make pals! I live in Orkney, so will be keeping an eye out for super stud up there! We’re a friendly people and will drink with you until the first person passes out - and the others just keep going!

Are you?!?! I live in Orkney, and as a married I can’t partake, but I FULLY support your venture! Sealbh math dhuit! (Good luck!)

Yup! I was a sahm, but always tried my very best to let my husband chill out for a while when he got home from work. It’s not easy, and I fully admit there were days when he got in the door and was handed a screaming baby, but we managed most of the time. This parenting lark is hard going though.