I have a friend who truly believes how New Year’s Day goes is how the rest of the year will go. That goes for New Years and Chinese New Years for her.

Could be worse.

SOMEONE TOUCH SHIA’S SOUL ALREADY DAMN!

Welp, I’m done for today. It’s time to begin the heavy drinking portion of the evening.

Cops only have your best interests at heart. You can trust a cop’s word.

I don’t pipe up very often (except on the now defunct Behind Closed Ovens) but I so value the commentariat over here. It’s such a warm community and I love being even on the outskirts of it. You all rock.

I can barely read there anymore. It’s all racists, misogynists and trolls who are some flavor of both, all the time.

Thanksgiving is tomorrow; Jezzies lend me strength because I am exhausted and feeling meh. O.o

Good for a giggle:

as always

KONGS FOR ALL!

Worst of all? This was the text:

Did he say that in a calm voice?... like one decibel lower than the dog whistle?

To the GOP, “balancing” “security” with “being a humanitarian” means giving humanitarianism both middle fingers and fucking killing everyone.

*fart noise*

Fuck off

Affable rapists are actually fairly common. See all the famous people who have raped someone, but everyone liked them before they found out.

And the money made the purchase of children far easier.

Yeah, the adjectival form is “prepubescent.” In addition to having his medical license revoked, he should also be sent back to 2nd grade grammar class.

Bradford called Fogle’s pedophilia “mild pedophilia.”