unless it’s about the stains that are unremovable because silicone lube is the worst...yet best.

also bitch you’ve obviously never tried to have sex while super high on that tip top chronic no lube no sex no fun in that situation

Could be true. If you look hard at the left ankle, just below the pant-hem, there’s a hint of blue. I think he’s got a flag tattoo going on up in there.

I 100% agree. Which is, in some ways, worse. Way to use other people’s suffering as a tool to bolster your own career. I cannot wait until we can stop catering and pandering to the fucking nut job fundie contingent.

I honestly believe that half the time these dudes really don’t care. Like, they wouldn’t fight for equal rights, but they aren’t actively against things like marriage equality, either. They have to cater to the crazies, which is obviously an act of cowardice and oppression (not unknown to the likes of Obama and both…

“Now that I have no power whatsoever and the fight is effectively over, I’m willing to concede that maybe homosexuals are most likely not an abomination.”

Here’s half a cookie for the most half-assed attempt at somewhat being decent.

Did he steal his socks from the fucking Wicked Witch of the east?

Agreed. Don’t tune in to NBC to “ironically” watch it, or just to “hate watch” the “train wreck.” Don’t watch clips on Hulu or nbc.com on Sunday or Monday. Total radio silence on criticism. NBC wants viewers and Trump wants attention, let’s not feed the monsters.

Yes we clam!

We said that about Obama the entire time Harper was in power.

Hi! New England Here. About 40% of us are French Canadian any way, so ah, you have any openings for more provinces. We got six potentials, all in good shape and would augment your country’s population by 30%.

If Harry made babby... THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

and they’re Canadians, so they are too nice to say no!

In all seriousness, this PM could be a powerful ally for a Democrat president, especially with Paul Ryan running things in the House. Trudeau’s support for the Democrats on international deals where we’re partnered with Canada will be important (e.g. get some environmental and worker protections in our trade deals),…

Instead you got Ted Cruz.

Well, first we’d make you change it to, “hey, neighbour...”

I explained North America to my European cousins like this: we are an apartment complex, America is that giant party that wont end even though the apartment is being wrecked and seems fun but when you get inside its only fun for a certain type of people. Mexico is directly below and is doing their own thing, and…

He’s so cool. Starts at 9:20.

I spent 10 days in vancouver a few months ago. I am desperate to move! My boyfriend has dual citizenship, but also a daughter so we are anchored here for the foreseeable future.