CURATE IT ALL

A+ for picking Fjords too.

The guy’s name is supposed to be Colton—weird copy/paste. Heeeeeyyyyy...I smell another plot....

olton is a senior at E.M. Forster High School in Twain Peaks, a few miles outside of Flint Michigan. Colton is a great student. His favorite subject is Physics, but his true passion is yodeling. Yolo and Glenn Miller never know what he’s talking about, but the three of them are best friends anyway, and have been ever…

I read Looking for Alaska because of a friend’s recommendation, and I found it to be so self-important. He tried waaaay too hard to be deep. I haven’t read his other writing.

Mine is the plot of Orphan (kinda)

Plagarism? Mine has a rare blood disorder and attempted suicide. *sad trombone*

God bless you, Bobby.

I just finished writing an actual Y.A. novel, and I can’t tell you how many literary agents are receiving shit from people trying to be the next John Green. It’s almost as bad as it was during the Twilight era. (Most Y.A. agents will not even consider stories about zombies, werewolves, or vampires any more.)

*Hulk smash*

THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME.

Awwwwwwwwwww and in memory of the Daily Show

I approve. Let me know if they need a contestant for the similar Kitten Trivia.

You know what you garbage fuckface cunt? If you don’t want a child with a person, you don’t have sex with that person. Easy!

I love this comment so much.

I don’t ever think kids should be used to manipulate either parent but Fuuuuuuckkk Yooouuuuu for wanting a fucking trophy for being a father. It’s 2015, there is no element of surprise anymore that sex can lead to babies. Moron.

One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

He is such a fucking sad excuse for a human in so many ways.