CURATE IT ALL
Too bad he had that hang-up about not eating and drinking in front of other people. Maybe he can be the DD.
Turns out Tesla had plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
I’d still choose Tesla, if only because he could whip up some impressive looking lightning thing which we could use to scare drunken idiots into thinking we were packing death rays.
A+ for picking Fjords too.
The guy’s name is supposed to be Colton—weird copy/paste. Heeeeeyyyyy...I smell another plot....
olton is a senior at E.M. Forster High School in Twain Peaks, a few miles outside of Flint Michigan. Colton is a great student. His favorite subject is Physics, but his true passion is yodeling. Yolo and Glenn Miller never know what he’s talking about, but the three of them are best friends anyway, and have been ever…
I read Looking for Alaska because of a friend’s recommendation, and I found it to be so self-important. He tried waaaay too hard to be deep. I haven’t read his other writing.
Plagarism? Mine has a rare blood disorder and attempted suicide. *sad trombone*
God bless you, Bobby.
I just finished writing an actual Y.A. novel, and I can’t tell you how many literary agents are receiving shit from people trying to be the next John Green. It’s almost as bad as it was during the Twilight era. (Most Y.A. agents will not even consider stories about zombies, werewolves, or vampires any more.)
*Hulk smash*
What Icecold said, I love your reviews Charlie Jane.
Thank you for seeing this so that we don’t have to.
Well, dang, there goes my Agent 33 is Madam Masque theory.