Number 1a.

Eye see what you’re saying.

There's no buy button, but you can send me a check for lots of money.

Is it $14 or $15?

What do I really want to see them drop? Power bricks. Lets figure out a way to shrink those stupid things and put them inside the computer. What year is this?! I want a headphone sized cable charging my Macbook Air from a USB port in the wall.

So the world is going to war over a Seth Rogen movie?

as a fluid dynamicist and surfer, I think the movie went to shit when they showed that wave going through shallow water and not breaking.

That is a debate I had in my heart and I may have made the wrong decision.

How was the title of this article not
Christian Baled ?

It ends tragically with chocolate.

Toddlers and cat in fridge, butter on countertop.

It's funny how many people are giving you a hard time for this, as though you're SO WRONG to simply prefer a feature that this particular phone doesn't include. Reminds me of whenever I talk about how I prefer notebooks with backlit keyboards.

"There's a conspiracy here. A dark, vast conspiracy that just may go all the way to the top."