Jones can both be right for being pissed about being fired and wrong for taking a private conversation from two months ago and using it to publicly shame someone who realistically had nothing to do with him being fired.

Switch the murderer to the murdered, and the murdered to the murderer - and none of these jokes would be occurring right now.

Or Clinton!

Fuck, you caught me. Nun murder is my favorite pastime. How could you possibly have known.

As with everything else Bloomberg’s campaign attempts, this was an overwrought, desperate misfire in a candidacy that never should have started. Even hearing his name fills me with deep worry and anger. If I met him in person, I’d probably spit at his feet.

You can shut your damn mouth about ranch.

You can shut your damn mouth about ranch.

Plus he only won 2 of those 3

kill yourself

kill yourself

Jezebel just keeps getting trashier. 

Thank you for for this! She was one of the first that popped into my head when I saw the thread. I remember just standing around and pressing the button to hear the idle dialog between the prince and her. That was the first game where I really enjoyed having a companion and they felt like more than just a extra piece…

Let’s just get this out of the way

To put this bluntly, the one thing that I never bought into even as a kid who only had TOS and the Pocket Books to follow was the idea that somehow the Federation was a utopia or that Starfleet was 100% egalitarian.

Yes yes thank you. I really don’t understand the point of articles like this. We know Mitt Romney is a conservative Republican who literally is everything the opposite of a socially progressive liberal. Of course he votes and voted for garbage legislation and has garbage ideas (we know! he ran for president already!).

I hear if you turn off the lights in the bathroom and say his name three times, Gritty appears behind you and crosschecks your punk ass into the sink.

If the word savage is your baby, you should get a different fuckin’ baby.

It’s neat how it’s now the enlightened, progressive types who are arguing for the importance of having strict boundaries to cultural engagement and participation rooted in racial purity standards.

“Well, no, because Jason isn’t going to a real world of go-karting animals.”

Yeah. Because, um, that’s not real.

Keep being really super smart, please. 

Geralt takes it upon himself to protect the wizard and murder Renfri and her fellow brigands.

I’ve worked in the ER for like 15 years. This is not disturbing.