Awesome. Great. Now I can see that bush 100 feet out instead of 50 feet out.

Immigrants are actually leaving America. Why do the candidates have to do anything? The problem is self-correcting right now, because the country is such a garbage heap.

Donuts didn't cause this. Yes, they're bad for you, but they don't spontaneously turn into vascular clogging events as soon as you eat one. I think the fact that he was 58 and running a marathon is maybe the true culprit here.

Shit, I read post after post about how horrible BernieBros are on here, but almost all I see are degrading, sexist Hillary supporters.

I feel like you haven’t seen Batman Returns recently if you feel it deserves to be on this list. It’s barely better than the Schumacher movies.

And then demand a recount.

Everybody under 30 is a fucking child. The sooner you zygotes realize this, the better for all of us.

Jesus Christ. Let’s use some common sense here. I don’t want to suggest everyone who is pregnant go out and start knocking back shots, but (and I say this as a child of two dead alcoholics) someone that exposes their fetus to a few glasses of wine during the first month of gestation isn’t going to give their kid fetal…

What? You expect Gawker media people to proofread before they publish? That’s just absurd. Nobody in the history of journalism has ever heard of such malarkey!

I’m fine with them updating the stereotypes. But the heart of Scooby-Doo has, and always will be a group of friends setting out looking for mystery, and finding a cranky old prospector in a sheet instead.

Oh, fuck that nemesis system. It wasn’t even one of the Chiefs that screwed me. It was some random shithead that killed me in a big scrum. But that was all it took. He kept coming back, and kept killing me, and getting stronger and stronger.

This was a children’s book. If the goal was to introduce children to the concept of historical US slavery, I can quite easily see an argument for introducing them to it in increments. Like, let’s start with the concept of people owned other people, before we move on to the part about rape and torture and degradation,…

Happy birthday, sweetheart!

“Can’t someone actually have a differing opinion from yours and it be just as valid?”

Oh, they make something from it. They make statistics, and monthly reports, and stock analytics, and predictive shipments. The only thing they don’t make is bank. Go actually crunch the numbers if you don’t believe me. I did it myself a few years ago, and even tripling or quadrupling the best rates out there on a year…

Oh, they make something from it. They make statistics, and monthly reports, and stock analytics, and predictive…

I wish people would stop pretending like they’re screwing them out of some bundle of riches via “interest” by withholding their $5.

I wish people would stop pretending like they’re screwing them out of some bundle of riches via “interest” by…

I don’t understand... The commenters on here assured me that VR was going to be real this time. They assured me it was going to be a technological and gaming revolution this time. They assured me it wouldn’t be a non-starter like VR has been every other time it's been attempted in the consumer space, for... reasons.

Yeah, those people who stop? We stop because by the time we can afford to just drop $600 on something like this, like I can now, we're working too much and have a family that takes up the rest of our time.

I really miss when their Zelda statues were reasonably sized.

Welcome to F4F. I love their quality, but they decided a long time ago that moderation was for chumps.