Jesus Christ. I’ll spend hours researching an item before dropping $100+. When I bought my new car last year, I literally spent weeks pouring over the details, and obsessing over resports. And I still ended up with something other than my #1 pick after my test-drive day.

Math?

You think that’s weird, try growing up and your best friend is named Chris Pratt. That’s a whole other level of weird.

questioned why America should protect Japan if it was attacked.

Ugh, I hated Jack of Fables so much. It was just so terribly written. I regret every single issue I read.

Most absorption takes place in the stomach. By the time they’re acting that drunk, unless they just downed another bottle of something, eating or drinking something isn’t going to help, since it’s already in their system.

Working in a detox facility, I’d say most people don’t actually throw up. It’s actually a rarity when we get somebody in that’s vomiting due to their intoxication level.

Moira?! Man, everybody know you don’t put your dick in crazy.

Here’s the dirty secret about mental health pleas in criminal cases: there is no release date. You don’t get out when you’re 18; you get out when you’re healthy, and a functional human being. Sometimes that means you stay there for the rest of your life.

Do yourself a favor and disregard everything she just told you.

That’s not how sunscreen works.

Same here. The wife and I have been married 11 years, together 15. We barely even argue. Mostly, we’ll maybe get a little snippy with each other every few months.

I wonder if that’s why we pronounce it The “Dals” (rhymes with pals) in order to further differentiate it.

That’s her signal of satisfaction, and reward for a job well done.

Rocksteady needs to learn moderation. This is worse than the fucking flags in the first Assassin’s Creed game.

Look, that’s bad shit. Absolutely. But calling it ethnic cleansing just takes power away from and diminishes the true horror of what it is.

In Oregon, sexual orientation is a protected class. This would be exactly the same as if they had refused a cake for a black couple’s wedding. This agency is just the one responsible for upholding that law.

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He doesn’t need to do any such thing. This wasn’t a review of the game. This was a criticism of the story, and the fact that [SPOILERS]it’s all a hallucination[/SPOILERS] has zero bearing on the larger point he’s making, of casting Oracle as the professional victim.

I loathe the batmobile. It does not handle well (even after leveling up, so shut up), and it’s obscene how much they force you to rely on it in this game. I play these games to feel like the goddamn Batman, not to feel like a goddamn tank.