Ah, victim blaming.

What timing? An overseas tabloid tracked him down days after this shit hit the news. If Wahlberg paid him off, he would have included the whole "Here's my victim. He forgives me." in the pardon request.

"Shattered the lives of two Asian men"? Really? Melodramatic much? What he did wasn't okay, but it's not like he paralyzed them and left them on life support.

Point

A lot of agencies will have a policy of leaving the ambulance running to avoid draining the battery, since there's a lot of electronic equipment that stays on inside. Usually, the doors are locked obviously, but there are dummy switches to get in. But your transients and addicts that interact with ambulances a lot…

So... according to Handler, he told her ahead of time he was going to tell the joke if she won. And according to Woodson, she was blindsided with it at the award dinner. Somebody here isn't telling the truth.

Fallout 3/NV. Fallout 3/NV. FALLOUT 3/NV!

People keep minimizing the severity of these injuries, but that's not the fucking point. You know what I see? I see proof that a police officer that WAS. FUCKING. ATTACKED.

I'm not ashamed to admit I lost my fucking shit when he started quoting Jessie in that sketch. I laughed so hard, my wife was giving me side-eye.

The penguins are obviously asking for it, dressing like that.

I'm an EMT currently working in a drunk tank. I've seen similar things, and worse. I've seen a woman stick a plastic spoon up her ass because she was constipated, and was trying to loosen things up. I've seen a man define the term "violent masturbation" by doing things with his dick I didn't even think were…

Yeah, I was getting a definite misandrist vibe from this article. The level of vitriol directed at this guy is way overblown for a consensual job offer.

To be fair to Florida (a sentence it repulses me to say), a much higher percentage of people actually voted in favor of legalizing there, than either Alaska OR Oregon. Just for some brain-dead reason, they had to reach 60% to pass, and didn't quite make it.

Holy shit. I didn't even remember this show existed. I remembered some live action Winnie the Pooh show with people in costumes, but I'd completely forgotten about the Dumbo one.

God, is this just your comeback to everything? "Nuh uh! You don't understand!" I keep picturing you in your mom's basement listening to emo. But emo isn't a thing anymore, is it? What do sullen teenagers with no life listen to these days?

Are... are you asking me to prom? Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'll have to ask my folks, but I think it'll be alright, as long as you promise to have me home by midnight and I don't get doxxed.

Same here. Initially, just reading the description was setting off all kinds of alarm bells, but once I started reading his actual posts it sounds totally legit. I can easily see some socially awkward kid that hasn't had a lot of boy/friends, so every communication for her is through meme pictures.

Well, when you disregard history... kinda, yeah I'm going to ignore your opinion. Also, what I did wasn't an ad hominem. If you're going to rely on that as a defense, then at least learn what it actually is.

What argument? I already conceded to your masterful "Nuh uh! I'm rubber, you're glue!" defense. You win this one Poirot! Clearly you are the king of satire!

Stakeholders of GamerGate? I think you just named my bluesgrass band!