Except it's not next-gen, it's current-gen. And the controller will be the standard wiimote. Each system will only support a single one of the tablet controllers, so those won't be available as a standard retail purchase. AND, they're not exactly super-advanced tablets either. They're not multi-touch, and I'm…

I'm still saying $250 until Nintendo says otherwise. Until the Wii, Nintendo had never released a console at more than $200. Everything, going all the way back to the NES released at $200. The Wii broke that trend, and they had to include software just to compensate. Especially after the 3DS debacle, I really do…

No, there was nothing about silver in the book. In fact, the vampires didn't even need any particularly special method of dispatch. Stakes through the heart worked, but bludgeoning their head into meat worked just as well.

Wait, vampires can't kill each other in this movie? They changed that from the book? Well, that ruins my hopes for a sequel in which...

Having a detained criminal restrained to prevent escape is perfectly reasonable. I guarantee you she wouldn't be the first criminal to have claimed to have been in labor in order to manipulate the guards.

Jesus, really? You've never even attempted it with a standard controller? The Wii version was utterly unplayable. You're missing out on the best version of the game if you refuse to play it with a standard controller.

I was just going to post exactly this. It's only recently (on an evolutionary timescale) that delayed childrearing has really taken place.

Seriously? Did we watch the same movies? Maguire's Spider-Man made a single joke across all three movies. I've already heard Garfield's Spider-Man make more jokes in a single trailer.

You and me both. I actually sold my original PS2 version in anticipation of the Wii version, but found it utterly unplayable. Losing the widescreen and 480p by picking up the PS2 version again was worth it, just to have a version that was enjoyable. If they make a 1080p version with standard controls, I'll be all…

Have you ever actually built a computer? This is an astoundingly ignorant comment.

I think maybe you vastly misunderstood the point of my comment.

You know, I was going to respond with something snarky, but as I read on, we checked off:

Actually, word is there was about 30 minutes worth of material that was edited out.

My guess? The Director's Cut will be it's own stand-alone release. It tends to be the only release when the film did middling in theaters, and they need some kind of extra "oomph" to get people to buy a physical copy.

Maine Coons tend to be incredibly lovable and personable cats. While not typically lap cats (thank god), they often will content themselves by simply being near you or in the same room as you.

If this means free games, I can live with this.

Man, I finished the video and I was just coming to post the exact same bitching.

But did you anticipate that you'd be drinking?

Were you anticipating drinking?

My mistake. You're still legally required to carry your physical ID with you when operating an automobile though. A picture won't cut it.