There is a place where from time to time Garfield landline telephones come up on the beach because of a simillar event back in the 80's.

Archaeologists and anthropologists are going to go nuts trying to figure what these artifacts are supposed to mean. 

Like with every private enterprise super focused on profit they will cut corners in every place they can until sh*! hits the metaphorical fan (fan metaphorical since they outlawed the brabham fancar).  
Then they blame the enthisiasts help+ing out (it isn’t that we are saving money where we shouldn’t, but those pesky…

Do it like George Best: “I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” 

I guess Otto does not want the family to know he is in the Yakuza?
Therefore long sleeves covering the tatoos.

Australia sees your feral hog problem and raises you a crocodile problem.
And yet they still were brave enough to solve their gun problem.

Get over yourselves and solve your effing gun problem. Don’t chicken out.

It is all about social skills:

Cars with extra hard suspension and alloy wheels covered in a thin not very flexy at all layer of rubber are not meant for street use.

If people want to show off their skills they should go to tracks where the smooth surface is much more forgiving.

If like me you are unskilled then drive a 60 hp car, not a 600 hp car. 

Pedantry. Pedantry is the only difference.
Either power can go to 4 wheels or it can´t.
What he is talking about are technical aspects of implementation. 

Wrong. It’s “How To Cook Forty Men”.

In normal countries (the ones using km/h) those exact stickers have the additional joke about the car not even reaching 100 km/h.

I want one. 

This is not to prevent stealing but a mandatory feature to be allowed to have that small statue protruding from the front of the car.
It is to avoid a pedestrian being stabed by that thing.

Like a child caught with a cookie he stole from the cookie jar to whom the grandma asked if he took any more cookies and said no. But the cookie jar is empty.

A raccoon preparing to eat a cat will not risk having to share it by bringing it in front of a human. If you see a raccoon holding a cat prepare for the cat to be used as a weapon against you by the raccoon. Within seconds both raccoon and cat will be eating your face. Treacherous little bastards.

Because you have never been to a maker faire - it is mostly married guys whose wives prefer they spend money on tinkering than on beer and lap dances, and kids who think Lego are for children yet still want to make the things they imagine.
It could be worse. A lot worse.

From looking at it I get the impression that they optimized using the flexibility and elasticity of both the remaining ribs and the prosthetic to allow for as much as possible of natural movement.

Selfie sticks ruin weekends.
If you see someone on your group for the weekend using a selfie stick take it away from him.
And break it.
On his head.

I am sure he does know what he did - he hit a guy dressed in black that ran into his car in a dirt track with limited traction and in artificial lighting.
I am sorry for the kid but I am almost done feeling sorry for his family.

As usual it all comes down to “but you don’t understand, someone died!”.
And claiming “Stewart could have easily acted reasonably and with prudence to avoid striking Ward, just as all other drivers had done as they passed Ward during the yellow caution flag” is being blinded by their feelings towards the deceased.

Folded sheets of metal have no chance against solid objects. It is like putting a hammer through a can of soda.

If Lucas or italian workmanship were that bad my car would never start - it is fitted with a Lucas made injection pump, a Bosch ecu and all connected by Magnetti Marelli wire harness.