if people will trash an $18k car for poor panel fit, a $55k car should not get a free pass.

EDITOR: “Hey guys... do you have any, um, other footage that I could cut this with?”

So its Maserati workers assembling it?

You said “sidewalk”, but I think you meant “pedestrian”.

I’m deathly terrified of the turn signal.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

It is why after Losing two world wars, they are still the apex country the EU could not exist with out.

Dude I love your persistence, but you’re beating a dead horse with a blind man.

The problem is from corruption at an epic level.

Yeah you can't have the government provide everything like they did down there that's just asking for a disaster like this to happen. At the same time you can't have a free for all either where everybody is on their own. The trick is figuring out what the government should be responsible for and what the individual…

Did you stab him? Because you should've stabbed him.

Brisket is better cooked well over many, many hours. Whether braised or smoked, that’s a matter of personal preference (I prefer smoked).

Standing atop the Texas barbecue hierarchy is a food so sacred, Texans eat it at birthday parties, quinceañeras, religious holidays, exorcisms and probably even funerals.

If you don’t eat brisket at least three times per week, you have a hollow existence or are on a diet.

Man, I miss Tyler actually understanding what he was writing about…

I was going to go for reliability, but driveway works too.

It still looks stupid lol.

Pretty sure Chevy/GMC started that in the 50's:

So your mom is saying stop at 50?