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$10k less? CP

Wait, why would you want to own a car in the city??? I wouldn’t take a pay cut just for the privilege of living here but I don’t understand why your call “took a turn for the worse” about the car. They’re right, it’s absolutely useless to have a car here, more of a pain. One of the best things I like about the city.

You’re probably better off just waiting until the end of September.

For some reason I read your last sentence with this weird, unintended pause:
“People sing songs, and shit about it”

Between Thanksgiving and New Year’s is my favorite time in the city. Just don’t actually stay in Midtown and you can get away from the crowds a bit. But you have to like Christmas for that, so. Also, weekends in the summer when the locals go to Fire Island and the Hamptons. Yes, it still smells like piss and

Dude was out of a job for like months. He obviously couldn’t maintain a complete shave at current razor prices. So whoever was supposed to tell him about Dollar Shave Club dropped the ball. And I guess that sadly means he doesn't visit Jalopnik enough. Dollar Shave Club!

That chicken was a wreeeeecking baalllllll.
The car it never stoped at alllllllll.
It corners just as haaaard as ballllllls.
All it ever did was, bray-hay-hay-ke meeeeeee.

I’d lived in NYC for a little over 8 years before I decided to GTFO and I never understood the mindset people in NYC get about how “amazing” “their” city is. It is falling to absolute ruin, nobody gives two shits about maintaining anything, and you’re trying to argue me into moving back while the entire city is

- New Yorkers

Because 70,000$ is nonstandard. $70,000 is proper.

A 70,000 what truck? 70,000 dollar? 70,000 euro? 70,000...okay I’ll stop.

Wow! that’s awesome... FREE EYE TEST!

What’s your approach to Jeep and Dodge, “You do you, guys!”

Actually +2 for having blowoff, testicle and beehive in the same sentence and have it make sense.

Wow that’s a lovely interior. Wrong kind of transmission though.

There, fixed that for ya.

Neutral: It’s sparkly marketing glitter talk.

Neutral: Is It Smart To Think ‘Like A Startup’?

happy birthday, Sir. I think you deserve better than this Citrobomb?