Between Shakira, J-Lo, and now this, anyone who hasn’t gone through puberty yet is good now.

Nothing tops The Wraith. (He played a juvenile delinquent, though he was around 28 at the time.)

You are likely using uBlock Origin. If you are, you need to turn off “Cosmetic Filtering” on the domain level, for some reason it fucks with social media embeds like these.

Hi sorry, it’s “Lembas” bread.

... then when all looks lost, Ghost Rider Coulson swoops out of the sky in a flying, flaming, ‘62 Vette - firing hell chains out of his mecha-hand!

Now THAT is a punchable face..

I’d really appreciate it if Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham could continue spending their downtime between F&F movies trying to one-up each other making 1am SyFy movies with $100M+ budgets.

No, you don’t. I freaking love Klau in Black Panther and was sorry to see him go and he was just giggly “I love being bad” fun. And when he talked about his soundcloud account, you knew he wasn’t joking. But even that is what separates him from Marvel’s many bland villains: a touch of something human.

The Last Starfighter was the first film to use cgi exclusively. Literally every effect in the movie is CGI.

Well I mean... if there’s one film from the 80s to be rebooted where it would be unfair to complain about the use of CG in....

It will be called the iJack.

can’t wait until 2022, when Apple announces they’ve invented a way for you to plug your headphones directly into the phone

This is just a dumb dad joke. It’s not funny but it’s not offensive, either.

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

I’m still hoping for Hayden Christiansen to show up as Ghost Anakin to have a talk with Ben Solo.

The Infinity War covers are very good, other than someone not knowing when to stop on airbrushing Wanda.

Face it: Without Del Toro’s involvement, the original Pacific Rim would have been another dopey FX spectacle with a bland lead — I honestly cannot tell Charlie Hunnam apart from Sam Worthington, Taylor Kitsch, or any of those other dudes who were so popular with casting directors 5-10 years ago. Del Toro gave the…

So, take out communications and infrastructure via a targeted air campaign first? Maybe airdrop some PsyOps pamphlets? Hack the power grid? Blow up that one bridge?

Same re: Starlord vs Tony. Pete’s just there like, “lol is this guy for real? I hope so cuz i kinda like him”