My grocery store is a 10 minute walk from my work, and a 2 minute walk from my home. It’s in a city so there is no parking. It would take longer to drive there then it takes to walk there.

Is No Man's Sky the biggest zero-to-hero story of the 2010's?

I wouldn’t mind them giving the remake an actual person for the final boss fight of Part 1 instead of just a robot at the end of the motorcycle chase. Since it’s the end of *this* story it would hit harder if you actually fight a character.

Running a vineyard is hard work, even for an ex-Witcher.

Tough week. Here’s the best I can think of... Sonic and speed limits probably don’t get along.

You hear that, Link? Time to grow up and take responsibility for the world around you.

We talk about these in the post. In fact, one of them is IN the post. OoooOooOooo spooky.

Excuse me while I cackle maniacally from the bridge of my ship—a Lakon Spaceways ASP Explorer named Space Oddity, currently patrolling the Pleiades star cluster —because by the fourth quarter of 3303, Star Citizen STILL HASN’T BEEN RELEASED.

I don’t think you’re the problem. You’re not acting very sensibly.

I think theirs some complications with frame rate being too fast screws up a games script, speedrunners probably know more. I remember Call of Cthulu Dark Corners of the Earth PC port was unwinnable for awhile because a rock would fall way sooner than usual blocking off the path of escape

I hate that you don’t make these new articles with each update. It renders commenting useless. Looking still comments from may when it’s an August update is blah. It only gets worse as time goes on. How about “best 8 games as of may 2017.... best 12 games as of August 2017" and so on and so forth. Will anyone ever…

I never really got bowling until I reached the legal age to consume alcohol

Schreier’s Cat(?): The game is both on schedule and delayed until such time that Jason Schreier reports that it is delayed. Then, it is delayed. Unless you live on 4chan. There, the game is always on-time, and you can trust everyone. They called Gamestops.

Glad you made it through; it was a TIEt squeeze!

You gotta Han it to Dice for those graphics, though. Hey, the backdoor’s propped open!

I still think they bit off more than they can Chewey- FFS, just deadbolt the damn door, already.