God, that looks like O’Hare Airport.

there should be a guillotine emoji.

Biden also would have won.

Why do they need to break ties if there’s a lottery?

Ballmer is going to spend $10 million to find out that the Federal government doesn’t accrue revenue from taxes, but from bond sales. Taxes just create demand for the dollar. (I’ve already lost you, haven’t I?)

Snooker is the best smartphone game.

The Sixers are the first team in history to gain popularity by losing. I’m actually impressed.

I’d argue German and Italian soccer are just as big as the EPL in the Pearl River Delta because of the high concentration of foreign manufacturers in the area. Marcelo Lippi was the coach of Guangzhou Evergrande up until a couple years ago.

I also remember the large Brazilian expat contingent in Dongguan when I lived…

Nationalize the MLS.

Marine LePen’s Front National Party polls highest in southeastern France, where this match was played.

Is that a dick in yer profile pic?

What is the starting salary in the WNBA?

If you’re not a basketball fan, I’m afraid you might not like many Deadspin articles.

I could totally see Fleury playing for the Flyers next season. Canadiens, Blackhawks, and Rangers all have goaltending, but Detroit (especially), Vancouver, Montreal, and Philadelphia should be looking at Fleury.

The only team more popular, regionally and internationally, and as recently successful as the Penguins is the Chicago Blackhawks. Maybe Fleury is looking at the Canadiens or Rangers?

The rule I use to determine whether you are cool or not is whether you babble on about the food/drink/cigarette/weed yer ingesting. Nobody cares about your mouthfeel.

You’d think a career professional wrestler would have more to say about labour rights.

Fuck Tortorella and Columbus’ shitty knock-off Capitals uniforms.

But they finished 30-11!

Balanced budgets aren’t necessary for sovereign debt issuers. Budgets are necessary for state governments, but not for the Federal government. FYI.