You’ll probably have to start manufacturing them when the Renminbi overtakes the dollar.

When that day comes and our largest export is vacations for rich Chinese CPC members, I bet you’ll learn how to say Renminbi pretty quick.

Gobert’s team, based on the photo, could be:
-Utah Jazz
-Indiana Pacers
-Memphis Grizzlies?
-Denver Nuggets?
-Charlotte Hornets?
-New Orleans Pelicans?

I miss the days when you could tell which teams were playing based on their uniforms. Basically, there are like 18 teams in the NBA, the rest have a navy blue/light…

Donald wasn’t wearing his wedding ring when he was signing the ACA repeal papers in the Oval Office.

She’s Slovenian, though.

that’s a huge deal because he knew cameras would be there to capture the moment for posterity. he doesn’t want his image tarnished by melania in the history books.

Guilt = happiness. When rugby and football players begin to fear playing their sport, then you’ll see change.

Fear = seeing an Australian rugby player scream in terror while lying on the pitch paralyzed from the neck down.

More paralyzed football players, fewer football players and fans. Gruesome injuries are kind of…

Thank god I didn’t click on the Deadspin article in which the Australian rugby player got paralyzed a few years ago.

rugby players get more concussions:

this was a skull fracture.

Maybe she’s never done anything illegal, but getting tossed into the back of an SUV like a rag doll on fucking September 11th didn’t win over any of the white, suburban copsuckers she so wholly coveted during her shitty campaign.

Neo England Liberals vs Altleftists
Neo-Liberals vs Antifalcons
MAGA Patriots vs Atlancho-communists

There are 4 conferences in the NBA:

North (12 teams):
Minnesota, Milwaukee, Chicago, Indiana, Cleveland, Detroit, Toronto, Boston, New York, Brooklyn, Philadelphia, Washington

Don’t tread on me or Monfils ever again.

and their uniforms are awful. Don’t tell me the Copperplate Gothic Bold numbers don’t bother any of the typeface nerds in Silicon Valley.

It seems like the Falcons lose at home to the Packers every year in the post-season, so that’s a good bet, but I don’t think Rodgers will be able to fend off his own family and the Pittsburgh Steelers defense in the Prole Bowl (“Steelers vs Packers,” heh).

I hoped they saved the game. Otherwise, they’ll have a big surprise when they finish their Gogurts and go back downstairs.

“lockout”: Mom presses the power button.

“Hello and Welcome to the esports Finals. Team Shkreli’s squadron of nazi-bronies are recuperating from their loss in the great “ethics in games journalism” debates and Team Shaq will try its best to answer the age-old question ‘why so serious???’ in tonight’s match-up. There’ll be no shortage of cringe tonight...”

Name one great American.

I’ll wait.

Ludwig Wittgenstein would love this challenge.