Guilt = happiness. When rugby and football players begin to fear playing their sport, then you’ll see change.

Fear = seeing an Australian rugby player scream in terror while lying on the pitch paralyzed from the neck down.

More paralyzed football players, fewer football players and fans. Gruesome injuries are kind of…

Thank god I didn’t click on the Deadspin article in which the Australian rugby player got paralyzed a few years ago.

rugby players get more concussions:

this was a skull fracture.

Maybe she’s never done anything illegal, but getting tossed into the back of an SUV like a rag doll on fucking September 11th didn’t win over any of the white, suburban copsuckers she so wholly coveted during her shitty campaign.

Neo England Liberals vs Altleftists
Neo-Liberals vs Antifalcons
MAGA Patriots vs Atlancho-communists

There are 4 conferences in the NBA:

North (12 teams):
Minnesota, Milwaukee, Chicago, Indiana, Cleveland, Detroit, Toronto, Boston, New York, Brooklyn, Philadelphia, Washington

Don’t tread on me or Monfils ever again.

and their uniforms are awful. Don’t tell me the Copperplate Gothic Bold numbers don’t bother any of the typeface nerds in Silicon Valley.

It seems like the Falcons lose at home to the Packers every year in the post-season, so that’s a good bet, but I don’t think Rodgers will be able to fend off his own family and the Pittsburgh Steelers defense in the Prole Bowl (“Steelers vs Packers,” heh).

I hoped they saved the game. Otherwise, they’ll have a big surprise when they finish their Gogurts and go back downstairs.

“lockout”: Mom presses the power button.

“Hello and Welcome to the esports Finals. Team Shkreli’s squadron of nazi-bronies are recuperating from their loss in the great “ethics in games journalism” debates and Team Shaq will try its best to answer the age-old question ‘why so serious???’ in tonight’s match-up. There’ll be no shortage of cringe tonight...”

Name one great American.

I’ll wait.

Ludwig Wittgenstein would love this challenge.

So repeal Taft-Hartley and let Amazon workers strike without getting arrested for negligence, harassment, vandalism, and attempted murder.

This is why “syndication” (bringing varied labour unions together for more political power) is useful. AFL-CIO is the best example. Sometimes at Labor Day parades you see the firefighters marching with nurses because they belong to the same union. When the firefighters are getting fucked over, the nurses go on strike…

Chris Berman doesn’t need the FDA for his “deux deux deuze.”

There’s no way the Falcons win.

even better that it was the sanctimonious college coach that finds himself in a brawl. what coachspeak nonsense did they use during the postgame press conference?