They’re in high school because they don’t have style.

Also, this is Nebraska’s 1st congressional district, where 56% of constituents voted for the guy who believes pro wrestling is real (which is worse than voting for a professional wrestler, who assumedly knows that pro wrestling is indeed not real).

Angela “Overkill” Hill was born Dec. 10 in Queensland, Australia, which means she was probably born on Dec. 9 in the United States (Australia is 16 hours ahead of Central Standard Time). So we share a birthday IMO...

“Threading” is when Clinton’s media team gives wrong answers about why Trump won.

if you’re eliminated from the playoffs you shouldn’t play any more games.

Motherfucker of the Year

Indiana United Steelworkers president Chuck Jones is going to become the Governor of Indiana.

“Yeah, I’ve played in a lot cold games,” Carr said, via the Raiders. “The one I can remember, the most recent off the top of my head, I played in Reno and that got down to about 8 [degrees] and things like that. I honestly, I don’t mind the cold. I like it. I think my wife gets mad at me for that because I always have…

Everyone hates customers, clownbaby.

L’Autre n’existe pas.

Favreau is wrong about most things, but then again, maybe I’m the one who isn’t “keeping it 1600.” What nerds.

You’d think the bigger confusion would be that the American right-wing is simultaneously increasingly anti-semitic and increasingly pro-Israel.

How likely is it that a person with European ancestry and dark hair has some Ashkenazi Jewish descendants? Pretty high, I’d bet.

Karl Marx’s dad converted to Lutheranism before Karl was born to avoid anti-semitism.

325 would have been an incredible catch too. No wonder Watling was swinging at a wide ball. Amazed the lower order managed 4+ runs/over for 25 more overs. Guptill, the guy “on deck” played for Guyana in the Caribbean Premier League a couple summers ago (it was on ESPN3).

Get rid of it.

see Kansas City. The owner wrote a few checks and we won the World Series.

Donald Trump’s next Democratic opponent will have to absolve Trump supporters from their past 2016 Trump support.

People like Tomi Lahren are the greatest threats to America.

Is he trying to apologize for his players’ racial slurs in the South Carolina game?

I got banned from this subreddit immediately after it started up. A bigger problem IMO is that I clicked on a topic titled something like “Top existentialist movies and TV shows” and the top two comments were “Waking Life” and “Rick and Morty.”