Ivanka will spend the years after her father’s premature and extremely ironic death paying back money owed to charities and settling civil suits brought against her dad.

Good thing he didn’t kill the guy over his toy thing.

This is what happens when the power goes out.

Yale vs Carlisle

The winner of this game will have properly tied on their chinstraps.

If you aren’t fans of the WNBA, you aren’t fans of basketball. The Sparks have been around for like 20 years. The Lynx are obvi shit.

Why doesn’t Kansas City have a team?

I guess WhateverMan isn’t really a sports fan.

*Ram Dass has a cool online persona too!

Whatever Bill Clinton did to these women, his lying about the Lewinsky affair primed the country for allowing presidents lie. If Clinton hadn’t lied, the American people wouldn’t have let Bush get away with his wars.

I went to a high school football game recently and was totally enamored with the drum section of the band. Without them, the football game would have been boring.

You’d think sports radio people would be fans of sport.

Did they not teach you growing up in Beirut that the Cards are the most clutch fucking team of all time?

1. Cubs,
2. Dodgers/Mets,
3. Red Sox/Indians.

It has been difficult watching Cardinals’ fans inability to come to terms with the fact that Mark McGwire was the best thing to ever happen to their team. Bashing ‘roid bombs might not have been “the right way” (in fact, illegal...) but that season was awesome. It was so cool that Sammy Sosa and McGwire were friends…

They should just replace the offensive line with some big fat guys.

“Retrocausality” (the direction of time is an illusion): http://discovermagazine.com/2010/apr/01-back-from-the-future#.UkR5bD9jPEJ

Can’t wait to see the Jerry Jones character in the “Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk” film adaptation

I would think Honolulu would get a big penalty because it is literally on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Am I in the GamerGate?

Relegation only exists in European baseball.

Also, promotion and relegation is obsolete when 12 of 20 teams make the playoffs.

There is nothing worse than having to apply for a job or bargain for fake money in a sports video game. I just click X through all the dumb movie stuff and “cards” and “MyMVP” or whatever “text messages” I get from “the owner.”

The Sims isn’t a good model for a sports game IMO.