Whatever Bill Clinton did to these women, his lying about the Lewinsky affair primed the country for allowing presidents lie. If Clinton hadn’t lied, the American people wouldn’t have let Bush get away with his wars.

The word you’re looking for is saeclum.

I went to a high school football game recently and was totally enamored with the drum section of the band. Without them, the football game would have been boring.

You’d think sports radio people would be fans of sport.

Did they not teach you growing up in Beirut that the Cards are the most clutch fucking team of all time?

1. Cubs,
2. Dodgers/Mets,
3. Red Sox/Indians.

It has been difficult watching Cardinals’ fans inability to come to terms with the fact that Mark McGwire was the best thing to ever happen to their team. Bashing ‘roid bombs might not have been “the right way” (in fact, illegal...) but that season was awesome. It was so cool that Sammy Sosa and McGwire were friends…

They should just replace the offensive line with some big fat guys.

“Retrocausality” (the direction of time is an illusion): http://discovermagazine.com/2010/apr/01-back-from-the-future#.UkR5bD9jPEJ

Can’t wait to see the Jerry Jones character in the “Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk” film adaptation

I would think Honolulu would get a big penalty because it is literally on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Am I in the GamerGate?

Relegation only exists in European baseball.

Also, promotion and relegation is obsolete when 12 of 20 teams make the playoffs.

There is nothing worse than having to apply for a job or bargain for fake money in a sports video game. I just click X through all the dumb movie stuff and “cards” and “MyMVP” or whatever “text messages” I get from “the owner.”

The Sims isn’t a good model for a sports game IMO.

Modern Money Theory. Ought to be taken with a grain of salt (for the workers of the world who aren’t American citizens)...but if you want me to vote for a Libertarian for President, you and your candidate ought to recognize that the US government has a monopoly on the US dollar and that any monetary decisions are…

This home run knocked the Royals out of the playoffs. There will be a new World Series champion in 2016.

Holding it vertically helped frame the action in this instance. Landscape wouldn’t have been as exciting. The field of action was narrow and the pass coming down from the sky was well-centered. Peterson was trying to run in a small compact space and not touch the sideline, so a compact frame was cool.

How can you not cry with emotion watching and hearing a majority black, female group of protesters run onto the field after a goddamn football game and break the fourth wall?

No doubt those commentators regret their condescending remarks after the broadcast.

Those dopey announcers took the opportunity to run through all their condescending and wrong thoughts about black protesters, college students, police brutality, and college fucking football.

“This is EMU’s first 3-1 season since 1995...and it appears this group has turn the attention on them.”

“egg creams”

lol