I don’t know about that. I’m pretty sure the ‘worst hair’ competition has always been a pretty important deciding factor among republican presidential candidates. This election season it seems to be more important than ever, and the candidates are really going all out to see who can come up with the stupidest…

Nah, there’s a few psychopaths in the mix, but most of them are victims of con-men, trying to sell them on “Invest in my highly effective pick-up system, and get laid hourly by sexy vaginas. Buy the book! Buy the DVD!” and/or regular, lonely people trying it out of a sense of misguided desperation because it looks…

Sounds like it’s the same old “Am I really an adult now?” struggle, but with the added bonus of sexist gender roles.

Even if they are honestly pretty attractive, these types of dude tend to think “oh, she’s in the same social group as me, and has the same nerdy-as-fuck interests as me. That makes her undesirable.” for some miserable reason. Probably because if they were with someone who actually shares their interests, they would…

It’s like that quote “Oh, your boss is a jerk and you had a really hard day at work? There’s a support group for that! It’s called ‘everyone,’ and it meets at the bar every night.”

Agreed. Sexy pizza rat would have been much better executed as a couple’s costume, with one member as a giant pizza slice (if the costume makes it difficult to fit through doorways, even better) and the other as a comparatively smaller rat, dragging their partner around with them.

That’s a good point. If you’re at a grateful dead concert, or possibly woodstock, then expect to be randomly dosed by people giving away drugs for free.

I was gonna say I’m pretty sure that dominos and pizza hut both have white-sauce pizzas. Nothing upscale about that.

I’m pretty sure that chicago-style is actually a type of pizza-inspired casserole.

maybe that’s the area of the country where they call it “sodapop,” but will look at you funny if you call it either “soda” or “pop.”

I’m the same way with constant sweating- unless the room is 72 degrees or less, and I’m sitting down and not doing any physical activity, I’m probably sweating.

May there always be a giant bubble under the screen protector of his phone that never goes away.

Exactly. The cat knows exactly what I’m saying. The cat is able to communicate clearly and effectively just how much she doesn’t give a shit.

Because waiting until after the crime has been committed before punishing the criminal is generally a good idea. Because “You seem like the type of person who might commit a crime someday, so we’d better just take away your rights now so you can’t” is an idea that has no place outside of sci-fi distopias.

I try this with my cats on occasion.

Is this some sort of fucking performance art? Is it a complex, subtle meditation on the concept of ‘unhinged arrogance’? Is it a metaphor for Donald Trump’s presidential campaign? I know human stupidity is without any limits and all, but I honestly can’t imagine how someone who would intentionally and earnestly create…

I’ve definitely heard that point from the right before- temperature graphs on Mars, as well as a couple of Jupiter’s moons if I remember right, shift up and down year to year and decade to decade, much like temperature graphs on earth. Not sure if there’s any truth to it or not. However, that theory might just not be…

Yup. If the plan was ‘cut the overall tax percentage, and close most or all of the loopholes and exemptions,’ I would support it. For pretty much any type of tax.

I’m dissapointed that there aren’t more articles in the tag “subway-sacrifices-kittens-to-an-elder-god-as-part-of-their-efforts-to-bring-about-the-end-times-citation-needed.”

TL;DR: What an ignorant, absolutely ridiculous, and kind of bigoted thing to say.