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If this group of atheists ‘masquerading as Satanists’ is illegitimate, then let us discuss the vindictive, supercilious, hate-mongers who are masquerading as Christians.

But at least boiling hot deep fryer oil isn’t Pepsi, amirite.

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You give a 40-year old hope for the future.

Absolutely correct. I can't really fathom what ANYONE considering voting for Trump is thinking but people who claim to be progressive voting for a fascist plutocrat dictator wannabe makes less sense than voting for him because you get hypnotized by his lack of coherent sentences. (my analogy of choice is deciding that

Speaking of, why not launch a counter-class action suit against Señor Dipshit, Esq. on behalf of all “whites, Jewish and Christian” for whom he has caused irreparable damage to personal character and open defamation by insinuating that we are all tacit supporters of this race baiting shitbird’s shenanigans?

No, but shaking a woman’s hand differently from a man’s hand may come across that way. Dainty lady finger assumption.

I was pretty ambivalent towards handshakes, but your newsletter has swayed me.

I’ve been a fairly staunch defender of the millennial generation because I feel a lot of criticism is just old fogeyism, but you sir are not doing your generation any favors. I suspect that, although bashing an ancient social interaction, you greet pretty girls with a tip of the hat and bowing “ma’ lady”. You may also

Now talk about neckties.

It’s been done countless times with D.A.R.E. tee-shirts.

Freud is kind of different though. The things he named were considered problems with your aqueous humours and chronic sinning. So by naming them he started to define them. It is almost impossible for us to imagine what the world was like before that. We were just past blood letting and fully into phrenology.

Send them somewhere kids are still dying from these diseases. Play the sound of a baby with pertussis on a loop. Make them look a mother who lost a child in the face and tell her that she was sucked in by Big Pharma. Bet not too many of those people have the spine for that.

Regular like, Old Faithful-style. Does she do all her vlogging from the toilet?

They are TERRIBLE! Autistic kids are always treated like burdens on their family—you should be SCARED of autism because your autistic kid will RUIN YOUR LIFE! My fav ad is one where a woman—in front of her autistic daughter—admits she once considered driving them both off a bridge and only didn’t because of her

It is now my life’s goal to become a bug bear to innocent children.

When I was five my Aunt (who is an idiot, we have confirmed this with studies) told my 8 year old sister and myself that “the best gift we could give our husbands is our virginity.” I wasn’t paying attention to the conversation prior to that sentence (my imaginary friend was talking to me) so I don’t know why she said

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“just feel better already! stop crying! you’re a pussy!”