New plan:

“average adult woman [in the US] has a BMI of 26.5.”

Roadhouser? Roadhouse II: Electric Boogaloo?

It sounds like the conversation with the cousin happened after they’d gotten back together- probably quite a while after in fact, seeing as fiance proposed three days later- so it probably makes more sense to have told the fiance about it. That makes a pretty big difference to me.

This lady came to an agreement with her employer that would allow her to perform other duties, while someone else served the alcohol. If Kim Davis had tried to work out an agreement with her employer where she would fulfill other duties while someone else signed marriage licenses for gay couples, we probably would…

The fact that she made a stupid and fairly obvious mistake (blindfolded sex with someone she’d never met in person) does not invalidate the fact that she was raped. Much like that saying about “Even if a woman runs naked through the streets, someone who has sex with her without her consent is still committing rape.”…

Can this be a standard feature of presidential elections? One candidate wins, all the rest are jailed? It would at least delay the shitty, ghost-written books that every single failed presidential candidate writes.

Oddly enough, the weirder the boner, the more people care about it. If you have, in fact, the weirdest boner, this is indeed a very interesting peice of information, and should be shared liberally with your fellow internet denizens. Maybe don’t announce it loudly on the subway, but it’s safe to assume that most people…

Probably. And they all ought to be investigated for making poor decisions with government secrets.

Well don’cha know there’s foreigners in Canada? Some of them (*gasp*) don’t even speak English! I bet some of them (**double gasp**) AREN’T EVEN WHITE!!!

The frontrunner in either party this early on is usually a sort of ‘throwaway’ candidate. I’m pretty sure last time around, the Republican frontrunner was Michelle Bachmann or some other shmuck most people have already forgotten about. 6 months before the first primaries in 2008, it was Hillary vs Mike Huckabee. This…

It’s because they’re magical spirit-creatures, more in tune with the vibrational energy of the universe than us humans. Duh.

I have yet to lose my ability to be surprised by the incredible depth and breadth of human stupidity. I think I never will. Some day, I’ll think to myself “Now I’ve seen it all. Nothing can shock me anymore, no matter how mind-bendingly idiotic it is.” And then someone will come along with an idea more stupid than I…

Presidential candidate and day-old soggy KFC biscuit Donald Trump.

This is what it looks like when someone who has never seen a sandwich in their life attempts to make one based of a garbled 5th-hand account of what a sandwich is. Also they’re kinda stupid, and they hate food.

This is my face right now. This is the face I’m making, because I’m so sad that someone would come into my comment section and say something so awful. And mean. And cruel. And your username just rubs it in. You are breaking my poor, poor little heart, and you’re breaking Jon Snow’s heart too, you monster.

If I remember correctly, cottage cheese does technically fit the definition of ‘cheese’, and ricotta does not, because of something about how it’s produced.

Really? I mean, even if you like the show, can you honestly disagree with “lumpy grotesques” as a description of the characters? They are undeniably pretty lumpy.

I’d say that it does look like her, as much as it’s possible for a creepy, anthropomorphised, and oddly sexualized plastic hamster-thing to look like a human being.

It really is misleading. It completely misrepresents the story- makes it sound like it’s a completely different story.