The fact that she made a stupid and fairly obvious mistake (blindfolded sex with someone she’d never met in person) does not invalidate the fact that she was raped. Much like that saying about “Even if a woman runs naked through the streets, someone who has sex with her without her consent is still committing rape.”…

Can this be a standard feature of presidential elections? One candidate wins, all the rest are jailed? It would at least delay the shitty, ghost-written books that every single failed presidential candidate writes.

Oddly enough, the weirder the boner, the more people care about it. If you have, in fact, the weirdest boner, this is indeed a very interesting peice of information, and should be shared liberally with your fellow internet denizens. Maybe don’t announce it loudly on the subway, but it’s safe to assume that most people…

Probably. And they all ought to be investigated for making poor decisions with government secrets.

Well don’cha know there’s foreigners in Canada? Some of them (*gasp*) don’t even speak English! I bet some of them (**double gasp**) AREN’T EVEN WHITE!!!

The frontrunner in either party this early on is usually a sort of ‘throwaway’ candidate. I’m pretty sure last time around, the Republican frontrunner was Michelle Bachmann or some other shmuck most people have already forgotten about. 6 months before the first primaries in 2008, it was Hillary vs Mike Huckabee. This…

It’s because they’re magical spirit-creatures, more in tune with the vibrational energy of the universe than us humans. Duh.

I have yet to lose my ability to be surprised by the incredible depth and breadth of human stupidity. I think I never will. Some day, I’ll think to myself “Now I’ve seen it all. Nothing can shock me anymore, no matter how mind-bendingly idiotic it is.” And then someone will come along with an idea more stupid than I…

Presidential candidate and day-old soggy KFC biscuit Donald Trump.

This is what it looks like when someone who has never seen a sandwich in their life attempts to make one based of a garbled 5th-hand account of what a sandwich is. Also they’re kinda stupid, and they hate food.

This is my face right now. This is the face I’m making, because I’m so sad that someone would come into my comment section and say something so awful. And mean. And cruel. And your username just rubs it in. You are breaking my poor, poor little heart, and you’re breaking Jon Snow’s heart too, you monster.

If I remember correctly, cottage cheese does technically fit the definition of ‘cheese’, and ricotta does not, because of something about how it’s produced.

Really? I mean, even if you like the show, can you honestly disagree with “lumpy grotesques” as a description of the characters? They are undeniably pretty lumpy.

I’d say that it does look like her, as much as it’s possible for a creepy, anthropomorphised, and oddly sexualized plastic hamster-thing to look like a human being.

It really is misleading. It completely misrepresents the story- makes it sound like it’s a completely different story.

My parents never used that particular turn of phrase, but I specifically remember as a child, hearing adults use stupid, cutesy little euphimisms like that for things that kids shouldn’t hear about, and finding it terribly patronizing, to the point where I would lose respect for any adult who said shit like that.…

Nah, college students have beer parties. Adults have parties where they have beer and cake, at the same time. Being an adult is the best.

I don’t see it so much as “expecting a woman to emotionally fix things.” It’s much more likely that it’s “things simply and absolutely can’t be fixed, but divorce isn’t a good option for us (probably because children.)“ If that’s the case, the best options you have are: Have an affair- in which case you’re having an…

Here’s a life lesson I learned the hard way:

Oh my god, they’re the worst. Grizzly bears (like the kind you find in yellowstone) will fucking kill you if they feel like it. They are not fluffy, weird-looking dogs, nor are they (relatively) calm and peaceful little black bears. Grizzly bears are mean. Moose will fucking kill you whether they feel like it or not,…