Then they chase their sausage with beer! Wisconsonites know what’s going on. They got this shit DOWN.
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Did anyone else have one particular fuckwit at their college who was a mediocre singer, a music/ theater double major, and an arrogant shitlord who thought they were god’s gift to the world, and would wander around singing constantly? Like, showtunes in the cafeteria at breakfast time, last year’s worst top 40 hits in…
Noooo, not cocaine! They’ll just spew their anti-science bullshit with more vigor and energy!
Perhaps we can BANISH THEM ALL TO ASSHOLE ISLAND, where they will live out the rest of their lives with their own kind. Or Texas. Texas works too.
“In pain” and “filled with awful, nasty, damaging hatred” aren’t mutually exclusive. Case in point- I have a distant relative who was badly beaten by a couple of black men, decades ago, and has since been a terrible flaming racist. There’s a reason behind his racism, but that doesn’t make it okay. Your own personal…
“When will you make a skin suit out of Stephanie Meyer?” Oh shit I can’t even deal this is too goddamn perfect.
Off-topic, perhaps, but I would totally rustle a dragon. I’d rustle an entire dignity of dragons. Not so much into the space bestiality, but dragon rustling is totally my jam.
I do dearly hope you’re planning to take your betrothed’s last name. ‘Vegbrarian McPufferson’ is just too good to pass up.
No, that’s just the next step. Remember the slippery slope? After everyone is gay-married, we have to switch things up and make them all marry dogs and microwave ovens and their own children and whatnot.
“Mama, just killed a man”
I’m straight, 25, and from the midwest. I can’t remember exactly when I learned about the Stonewall riots, but it feels like something I’ve known about for a long time. I sure as fuck woudn’t have learned about it from my parents, so I’m pretty sure it must have been briefly covered in some history/social studies…
Neat! I used to know a lady who had a distant anscestor who was executed for witchcraft at Salem. Apparently, the evidence included her mysterious laundry skills- she got her whites whiter than all the other women in town, when they were washing their clothes in the river.
I’m not a sports person either, but I did once see a globetrotters game. The thing they do is best described as using a basketball game as a framework for showing off a bunch of neat tricks. Kinda the same way people do trick shots in pool, like with the cue held behind their back or whatever. It’s not really about…
Buddy, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you high?
Didn’t one of these ‘beauty challenge’ bullshit things turn out to be a hoax perpetrated by bored 4channers? Something about your belly being so concave that your hip bones stick out in front? I think the notion of beauty has quite thoroughly jumped the shark, because this one appears to be AS RIDICULOUS IF NOT MORE…
Fucking RIAA-affiliated asswipes will file DCMA claims against anyone and anything, just to see if it sticks. For them, the worst case is that it makes life more difficult and unpleasant for anyone who dares to make music without being beholden to a horrible corporate behemoth like themselves. It’s a way of slapping…
Agreed. We’re finally coming to a point in our society where we’re realizing that ‘mostly straight’ is a thing, and is in fact, probably by far the most common orientation, in that a huge percentage of people who identify as straight are in reality ‘mostly straight’, and would rightly fall around a .2 or .5 or…
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“They showed restraint” means: