I don’t like ‘cornpone’ as an insult. It seems really nasty and more than a little classist. If you want to insult the guy, call him an asshole and make fun of his stupid policies. Don’t make fun of him because the state he grew up in has a history of poverty and desperation. Not so cool.

Well you see, there’s no way our precious little angel teenagers would even know what sex was if those evil liberal teachers didn’t tell them how to do it with their awful sex classes! The teachers say “Sex is a thing! It can be pretty nice, but you have to be careful because you can get pregnant or get a disease if…

I’m personally about as squicked out by period blood as I am about blood in general- as in, a used tampon is the same level of gross as a used, bloody bandaid (and similarly, I’m about as grossed out by a clean, unused tampon as I am by a box of bandaids on a shelf. Come on people, it’s perfectly clean, sterile,…

OT, but I am so jealous of that lady’s bumblebee hat. I want one.

I have further evidence for this point.

Right! Dude embracing another dude- not sexual. Shirtless dude embracing another shirtless dude’s crotch? Kinda sexual.

It occurs to me that any civic-minded high schooler with a sharpie could ‘improve’ the message on these posters by covering up the ‘cl’ on the lady’s face so it says ‘ass.

Yes! Especially because YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW HOW TO USE A PIZZA STONE. You can seriously just plop your shitty frozen pizza on a pizza stone, and the stone will make it, like 3% less awful! It does not require effort or skill!

I just finished registering for my upcoming wedding. Acceptable gifts include:

The spying on and murdering of American citizens with no due process is kind of a big deal to some people.

NAFTA was a complicated stick with many ends, and almost all of them shitty. Sure, Mexico got the shittiest end of the stick, but it’s still true that the end that unions in the US got was pretty fucking shitty. The only non-shitty end of that stick was placed in the hands of corporations.

That really is disgusting. What an awful way to profit off of someone else’s pain and grief.

“quiet and obedient” is fairly similar to “deferential.” Which is notably the least popular attribute on the list, for either wife or daughter. So low in fact, that ‘0’ would be well within the error margin. The point you’re trying to make here kinda goes completely against the findings of this survey...

tl;dr, but some of this seems a little unfair to me.

That’s valuable information.

Nobody’s saying you can’t, just that the rest of us will be sitting over here saying “Eeew fuck, not again” while you do.

Oh god, ugh. Just imagine the constant refrain of “Sadly misunderstood genius” and other such tripe. I can smell the bullshit already.

Don’t forget that in addition to being sad, his penis is brilliant, neurotic, witty, and self-deprecatingly funny! So original! Many laughs!

Fun story time:

I think you really nailed it with that last bit. The real reason behind this is absolutely not “male nudity is inherently triggering for sexual assault survivors”, it’s “Male nudity is inherently evil, because women might see it, and women are pure, delicate little flowers, so they’re all horrified and victimized by…