I think there’s something about streaking that’s explicitly non-threatening. I can definitely understand how some flasher on a subway is using their nudity with the intention of causing fear and discomfort, but a group of streakers in a college library are using their nudity to say “I’m a spectacle! Look at me and…

Man it must have been tough growing up named “Randy Boehning.” Maybe that’s why he’s such a godforsaken fuckup.

Right? I’d think if an alcoholic beverage was going to remove any words whatsoever from my vocabulary, it would probably be whiskey or gin, not some cheap, mass-produced rice-based waterbeer.

I once watched (from about 25 feet away and behind cover) as someone tried deep-frying a whole, raw egg in a pot of oil on a camping stove. It was similarly amusing, and really, really stupid.

If it helps at all, I doubt this was at all about sexualizing spaghetti straps on a 5-year-old. It was about thoughtlessly enforcing the exact letter of the rules, regardless of whether or not it makes any goddamn sense in a particular situation. The stupid fucking teacher who did this is probably the same type who…

I’ve heard speculation that it’s because straight men are terrified that gay men will treat them the way they treat everyone else. It would make a pretty good explanation.

Correct. This ad does not, in fact, make me forget that I hate PETA. Because PETA would gladly slaughter that dog rather than let it be condemned to a life of ‘slavery’ as a beloved pet.

bonus points if you manage to get charged with both hooliganism and inciting a riot at the same time.

Can we call it ‘Asshole Island’? I’ve always liked that name...

Can we interpret this as the state of Florida attempting to secede from the US? And can we let them do that and make the bugs bunny gif a little closer to reality?

we were not demon summoning with pasta products

I thought it was a half-contraction half-abbreviation of ‘CANadian Oil, Low Acid,’ but I could be mistaken about that.

Am I the only one who will always refuse to do business with any company that has two or more billboards in a row?

I can’t disagree with you here. I’m pretty sure most actual juggalos also fit one or more of these definitions.

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Right. The two are not mutually exclusive. If your response to being scared is to murder six infants, this means you’re evil.

I’m well aware that I’m nitpicking here, but I don’t think that’s a cast iron pan. It’s too thin and the handle appears to be bolted on.

I’ve always had a sneaking suspicion that if everyone who ever said “I’m moving to Canada if [x] wins” actually followed through, the US would be a much nicer place overall

To be fair, that may well be more than enough. I’d take a bet that most-or-all of the corrupt cops and city officials in any given small town in Missouri have no idea that just deleting files isn’t quite enough. I’d eat my shoes if a single one of them has heard of DBAN.