I like the way you think.

Right? Sometimes the best thing to do for a nasty argument is to let it rest for a couple of hours, or even over night. The reason for this, and this is one of the most important things I’ve ever learned in my life: Angry people can’t fix anything.

Agreed on the apology thing. These two fucked that up about as much as you can possibly fuck up an apology.

You could use lightyears at a given speed as a measurement of time. And for any speed possible with current technology, it would be a really damn long time... but that’s probably putting a little too much thought into it.

Well I’m suggesting exactly that. I’ve seen the “Mudd’s Women” episode of star trek. I know what’s really happening on all of those so-called ‘uninhabited’ class m planets out there.

Am I correct to assume that you grew up with parents who weren’t racist? And in an environment where racism was never accepted, nonetheless encouraged?

I’d argue that the people on ‘sister wives’ and the people on whatever ‘real houswives’ show this is are very, very much the same type of people. Specifically, they’re the type of people who would star in a reality tv show.

I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Bethany Frankel and most (if not all) of the other women who she regularly interacts with are that sort of person.

That sounds really 1984-ish, somehow.

I once got so annoyed at stupid people on facebook that (*gasp!*) I STOPPED GOING ON FACEBOOK!

I see where you're coming from, but I still have an issue with this. Specifically, that you're seeing an insult against taco bell food, and interpreting it as an insult against Mexican or Tex-Mex food, and I don't quite think that's fair. Taco bell borrows a few names and concepts from Tex-Mex food, but that doesn't…

Well raising awareness is one thing, and putting poverty on like it’s a costume and parading around yelling ‘Everybody look at me I’m a poor this week’ is another. The criticism is coming from people who see this less as an awareness campaign and more as something akin to one of those poorly-thought-out fraternity…

Here’s what winning looks like:

Nah, you join PETA because, while you hate dogs and cats, their bullshit agenda gives you a platform to spew your vile self-righteous hate from.

Team #gettheminthesameroomandRELEASETHEBEARS

The conservatives I know sure do hate PETA, and often for similar reasons why liberals hate them. Perhaps their disgust with PETA’s ‘Look at these naked women that we’re treating like animals! Haha!’ campaign might have more to do with the evils of exposing innocent children to pictures of naked women, or the…

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And this guy has aged like an already-opened bottle of 3-buck chuck.

I was gonna say... I bet most petite-yet-well-endowed women are actively not into the sort of men who are exclusively into petite-yet-well-endowed women. Most people do not want to be somebody else’s fetish doll.

Assuming this letter is real (which it’s not-it’s clearly the work of a 13 year old boy whose unfortunate porn habits are condensing into a real, lifelong fetish,) the writer’s worst mistake was sending a letter to brobible. She honestly could have taken a naked selfie with the date sharpied across her belly and…