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Well you see since all men everywhere are totally incapable of refusing sex if it’s offered (or if an offer is somehow implied, no matter how unintentionally or vaguely (or even if it’s really not, at all.)) This means that by offering them sex, she actually forced them to have sex! These poor, innocent,

Well if corporations are people, why can’t multi-billion dollar private colleges be people too? Perhaps she wasn’t saying that she, personally felt violated, but she was expressing the ‘feelings’ of the institution itself. Which was being raped (read. deprived of potential profit) by evil little student activists.

Well if my shiny new oven (gas convection! 5-burner stovetop with one of those built-in griddle things in the center!) isn’t cool, then cool is clearly overrated.

I turn 25 in about 6 weeks. Part of me is tempted to just go rent a car and drive around just to stick it to the man.

You are looking for meaning in a fear-mongering “kids these days are different from what they were like before and that’s bad” headline. You are missing the point. You are not supposed to understand, you are supposed to feel revulsion and fear about what the youths are up to.

Explain please?

There was a rash of suicides at my middle school, starting with two 8th grade boys who made and carried out a suicide pact, when I was in 7th grade.

“Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.”

“It’s okay that you constantly touch women a third of your age inappropriately and without their consent, because you’re such a cute old man!”

Well you see, the world has changed in the last [insert age of complainer minus about 15] years or so. In case you weren’t aware, this is terrible and awful and will certainly spell the death of civilized human society, what with the darned kids and their e-pads and their you-readers and their cellular phones and

BRO DO U EVEN LIFT?

Yeah, but who is gonna save me from the evils of that hairstyle?

Yeah. Somehow “Shoutout to all my haters” doesn’t have the same ring to it coming from someone who honest-to-god deserves to be hated.

NO RUGRATS?

plz link to this evidence, I'm afraid I just can't believe such an unsubstantiated claim without sources.

Yup. The lesson that was drilled into my head throughout middle school was: "fighting is OK, fighting back is not."

I don't know, but my dad (who is a bit of a gun nut) has this great conspiracy theory that the government is simultaneously stockpiling ammunition, and keeping supplies purposely low for every day citizens, because they want to disarm the population before the upcoming 'event' (what that means, I'm not quite sure.)

Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people! Ban bullets!

eh- the problem with ordering things online is that they tend to want to ship the items in question to your house. He's a teenager, so he might have parents who get suspicious when he gets an unmarked package from a mysterious, generic sounding sender and demand to know what it is/open it themselves.

That could make for some awkward job interviews.