We're talking about top 40 country stations here. They're not aiming for 'art' by any stretch of the imagination.

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I could be totally wrong here, because I've never actually watched any of his films (they don't really appeal to me. At all.) But from the outside, it looks like almost all of them contain a 'Woody Allen' character, who is always a mildly neurotic, self-deprecating, funny, middle-aged Jewish guy, who is (fittingly…

This is a gif of incredible quality, and I dearly hope that you use it frequently.

New plan:

I can't believe nobody else has figured out the REAL reason why Ted Cruz's clothing doesn't seem to fit quite right. It's because his suit jackets were designed for humans, and he's a hollow-earth-dwelling lizardman in disguise! Duh!

I've heard theup same thing about both GW Bush and Palin. I'd be willing to bet that you can't become president (or even a leading candidate from one of the major parties) while being legitimately stupid.

Similarly, I rather doubt it's a total coincidence that the one person I know who's a huge chive fan, and the one person I know who has been fired for sexually harassing coworkers, are the same person.

Ooooooh good one! I'm sure your classy and perfectly well-executed insult really hit its mark. In fact, I bet Barack Ebola is so deeply hurt by your words that they suddenly feel the need to re-think their entire life and all of their opinions.

This is entirely accurate, because eggs are edible only when they're cooked. None of this half-raw bullshit.

Nope, these people are goddamn impossible to parody. No matter how stupid and ridiculous you get while trying to make fun of them, there's ALWAYS a segment of the woo-woo crowd who does something even stupider. Like fucking bathing their children in bleach.

Can we just get them all in the cage and then RELEASE THE BEARS?

get out of my ass hair

These fucking people have ruined the word 'purity' for me. I cringe when I hear it now, the same way I do with 'moist.'

You know, if I were to guess what sociology professors do in their spare time, "drunken, incoherent rants about foreign policy to horrified captive audiences" would be pretty high on the list.

Right? Having been a teenage boy fairly recently, if I was told "You have to talk about what you find most attractive in a woman in front of a group of teenage girls, to fix their self esteem issues. Don't fuck this up." I would have been scared shitless.

Recommended because I've kept to the same rule. I'm not even sure how much better my life is for it, because I lack a frame of reference, but I'm guessing it's a lot.

I feel like there should be a name for this sort of test, and I feel like it should be applied by the legal system, as in "You committed a serious crime, took photographic and/or video evidence, and basically handed it to the nearest cop while bragging about what you did. You have been deemed too stupid to ever be a…

I really like that idea. I wonder if the US researched that back in the day when they were looking into silly shit like homosexuality-drug bombs to distract enemy soldiers.

Thank you for that. I was coming here to make pretty much the same comment.