That is honestly the best possible dad comment for that story.

Oh my god that sounds so disgusting.

New theory: Earth has been invaded by a particular species of aliens. They disguise themselves as humans to fit in. They power their space ships and other assorted alien gadgets on PURE UNADULTERATED UNFATHOMABLY GULLIBLE STUPIDITY.

This is a really good point, actually.

Part of it is cultural- like with the street harassment thing. People who live in east coast cities experience it all the time. People who live in quiet towns in the Midwest might go their entire lives without seeing such a thing happen even once.

I had this happen to me in high school. With no three different women. All three had crushes on me, and began dropping hints, growing less and less subtle over time, until they finally got fed up with my cinder block-like understanding of social cues and straight up told me "HEY I LIKE YOU." Each time, I somehow…

I'm even more shocked that their CEO "Doe Deere: Queen of Unicorns" is a tad crazy...

True story- the first time I saw Geraldo on TV, I honest-to-god believed I was watching a Saturday Night Live parody of a newscaster. He looks so much like a goofy stereotype of an 80s reporter that it couldn't have possibly been a real reporter on a real news station.

I know where you're coming from- I wrote that comment because I'm not sure I'd believe it if I hadn't seen it firsthand.

A friend of mine was diagnosed with bipolar disorder a few years ago. At the height of her first real (out-of-the-blue, unexpected, and (for about a week) undiagnosed and untreated) manic episode, she truly, firmly believed that:

"Smelly closet full of coders".

Ugh. Europeans should just leave pizza alone. They don't know what they're doing, and they're just going to hurt themselves if they try.

This. Hamburger pizza is proof that the whole can be less than either of it's parts. It's taking two of the best foods, and combining them into something that's somehow so terrible it's less a 'dinner option' and more 'the punishment of an angry god'. If they have the gall to label it 'cheeseburger pizza' it's even…

You savages actually put clams on pizza? Euch bleh! I was disgusted enough when I ran across shrimp on this list (I'm assuming the rank of '10' was a typo, and it was supposed to be '100'. Because shrimp should be in 100th place on a list of the 23 best pizza toppings because SHIT THAT'S GRODY.)

I am a little uncomfortable with the tone of this article, and a few of the comments as well. Not a good time to be cracking jokes, in my opinion.

I'm guessing there's at least some cases where such a lawsuit could cost someone their job- think 'public school teacher' or any job at all at a sufficiently prudish company. That could easily make it worth the 40k. Especially if the porn company subtly threatens to spread the word about it, as I would expect them…

Sure, but a whole lot of people probably wouldn't want the exact details of their porn habits (ie, exactly how much porn they downloaded, what titles, by extension what awkward fetishes they're into) in the public record.

Perhaps this is a little off topic, but:

People who never really grew up. That's who.