A part of me wants to look up 'ballparking' on UrbanDictionary. Because it almost certainly is a sexual technique of some sort.

Your brain is so ruggedly handsome in it's confusion!

This is my favorite pedantic comment.

Alternately, because going on a vacation with just him and his guy friend would "look kinda gay, don't you think? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but, you know, we wouldn't want people getting the wrong idea.... No, of course I'm not a homophobe! Some of my best friends are gay! I just... never hang out…

That song is now stuck in my head, and will continue to be stuck in my head for HOURS. I hope you're happy, you monster.

I am both surprised and disappointed that the word 'teledildonics' was not used in this article. It's a real word, and it means exactly what it sounds like, it's clearly the best word ever, and it's entirely relevant here.

I'm guessing she took her clothes off just before attempting to slide down the chimney. You wouldn't want to get your clothes all covered with soot, would you?

We're so much better. See, the wealthy, famous, power-hungry and corrupt that us Americans worship as gods on earth don't have official titles!

Right. If that's what he meant, the quote comes of as "hey black media, don't forget to follow the same standards we expect of the rest of the media" which is weird at best.

Excuse me but did Mr. Mugler just state that his prosthetic genitals are more realistic than real genitals?

I heard that... motherfucker... had like, 30 goddamn dicks.

You just think that's enough twin-fucking for you today. Ohhhhh, but how wrong you are.

Is it just me, or does every single person in this picture* have a perfect "You're so full of shit" look on their face?

Well there's that, but I tend not to trust anyone making a point about the inherent flaws of capitalism if they're making a 90% (at least) profit margin while doing it.

I've gotta say that the people reselling these (or flipping shit, if I may...) seem to absolutely get the point that CAH is making. The point being "we can sell literal boxes of shit to dumb assholes and make a significant profit doing it."

Right! Distributing pot edibles without making ABSOLUTELY DAMN SURE that EVERYBODY WHO MIGHT POSSIBLY EAT ONE knows exactly what's in them is a horrible, immoral thing to do.

100% of people who use the word "unprofessional" are wieners.

or 17 years old, at a party at some friend's house, and way to drunk to drive home. How about a law that says cab drivers have to check I'd for any fare over $200 or something.

Do you realize that you just asked a commenter named "Barack Ebola" if they were being serious about comparing taco bell to bdsm? Think about your choices.