You are terrible beyond description, and I feel bad for laughing.

You can, however, organize a massive conspiracy to ensure that someone always takes the parking spot he wanted a split second before he gets there. Just hundreds of volunteers all over LA, working in shifts. Not following him around, but waiting for him to show up, and pulling into the parking spot right before he…

I think you meant:

If you ever get a rock stuck in your hoof, you'll be glad your pocketknife has a hoof-stone-removing implement (Note- I am assuming that you're an ungulate for the purposes of this comment.)

I feel like that may have been a joke.

I will agree that they sound like insufferably pretentious twits, but thank god nobody was recording and publishing the shit I said when I was 16 and convinced that everything I thought was deeply profound. I'm pretty sure I was never as bad as these two, but it was still pretty goddamn embarrassing. I doubt many of…

Something weird about that:

I'm just waiting on an entirely earnest, serious thinkpeice blaming millennials for World War II. Honestly, it's just a matter of time.

"Some of us are smarter than little language tricks used to appease our consciousness."

"a special crack team of wizards skilled in the dark arts of butts."

No- that's a real word, and the chemical they're complaining about is a real chemical.

Right? I fucking want to trust them. I really do believe that their conclusions are probably correct! But FOR GOD'S SAKE WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING BAD SCIENCE?!?!?!

Car horns and police sirens in songs. That they play on the radio. When I'M TRYING TO GODDAMN DRIVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Right? It sounds to me like he knew nothing about Indian food, and didn't read the sign on the restaurant too closely. Nothing wrong with that!

It's pretty clear to me what the customer wanted:

Most other state legislatures, and the federal one as well, have also been shit-shows for the last 25 years, or possibly more. Term limits cause all kinds of problems I'm sure, but I'm not sure they make it worse.

They're ok. I mean clearly anyone who has children (or even another adult) with them is entirely trustworthy, and in fact incapable of doing any wrong.

That could almost qualify for the 'free' space in the center.

This is probably because YOU ARE A SHEEPLE!!!

AND ONE OF THEM IS AN F6! THAT'S 'F' AS IN 'THE F-WORD'!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS?!?!?!