Damn it all, Obama beat me to it again. I wanted to release the homo demons on the black man! There goes my whole plan for for the weekend!

Because they feel like it makes them better than the people who like her. Because those people are tasteless plebes, or pretentious douchebags, or dumb kids, or whatever the prevailing criticism of Lana Del Rey fans is.

#Notallstraightwhitedudes

I'm willing to bet it's because those of us who don't need the handicapped spots only really notice them when they're all empty.

It's as if the author formed an opinion before having all the facts, and then proceeded to ignore any fact that didn't support that opinion.

Agreed, so long as this show goes out of its way to find someone the asshole customer really, truly respects and admires, or really wants to impress (Grandma? Crush? Boss? Whatevs) and shows the video to them. I want to see the Wendy's french fries motherfucker explain that shit to his family and friends.

The way it plays out in mine involves a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the restaurant for forcing the poor waitress to interact with a customer who just ASSAULTED HER. Something along the lines of 'fostering an unsafe work environment'.

As an Iowan voter, I will goddamn well consider writing in Taylor Swift. Because Fuck Jodi Ernst, Fuck Bruce Braley, and DOUBLEFUCK BOTH of their GODDAMN CONSTANT smear campaigns. It's worse than a presidential election year around here.

I blame 50 shades for this.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the hatred directed towards the school paper editors is all kinds of bigoted as well. They're really going for the gold here.

This is something everyone should try. Before giving your partner whatever variety of oral applies best to their genitals, go "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!"

That face is the exact expression I make every time this same anti-science bullshit comes up.

I find that if you ignore the 'whiskey' part of the label, and pretend it's something entirely different (perhaps an excessively strong wine cooler?) it's much less offensive. It's not like this stuff is competing with real whiskey or anything...

You could also look at it as 'Europeans have an over-reactive tendency to ban perfectly safe chemicals, because they sound scary'

Now that I think about it, pumpkin spice is a faiy terrifying mixture. Cloves are toxic in high enough quantities, nutmeg is a hallucinogen, cinnamon contains coumarin, which is also used as a medical-grade blood thinner and can induce premature labor in pregnant women, some studies find ginger to have a mutagrlenic…

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, THE SAME CHEMICAL USED AS A COOLANT IN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS, IS ALSO FOUND IN MOST PROCESSED FOODS!!!!!

"It's no secret that the world of music reviews is very dominated."

Totally out of context, but the "stop tickling when the kid says stop" is a generally good idea for several other reasons as well.

Yup. The idea that humans are the intended end product of evolution is a bunch of hooey. Clearly, I am the solitary goal of ~4 billion years of evolution. The rest of y'all are a byproduct.

Quite a few colleges do exactly that. Mine had such a program- I remember we were handed little red sheets of paper with 'stop' printed on them, and we watched actors roleplaying situations like dates and parties, and we were supposed to all hold up our cards when the line got crossed, and then they would explain…