I'd go with:

I think the idea is "you're sucking a dick, and it's not mine." Somehow, this is supposedly a bad thing.

I feel like this might be gently poking fun at 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality', which is an enormous (and actually pretty well written) fanfic, which has a similar premise with polar opposite philosophies.

My very favorite part is when Hermione 'exposited.' Oh my god. She fucking exposited. She exposited? Holy shit.

Manly jeans:

Something between this, and a classy black suit with a red tie (and black leather shoes! Two of them!)

"Why am I so fixated on this damn chest hair thing?"

I don't have a huge problem with the idea of locally sourced food. Especially when it's a "when possible" sort of thing. In fact, one of my favorite fancy-ass restaurants has a "local food whenever it's reasonable" policy- meaning that the beef, pork, chicken and similar are local, but the fish is imported from…

Once, when I was in college, the cafeteria broke out their chocolate fondue fountain. A group of friends and I were debating something along the lines of "what's the stupidest thing we can do with this" when someone pulled out an unlubricated condom and a brilliant suggestion.

My thoughts exactly. This doesn't sound better than the western way of doing things, nor does it sound worse. You're just dependent on a different relationship. Either way, sometimes it works great, other times the relationship you're dependent on can be entirely toxic.

I don't know about 'regular people' here. There are some very, very odd folks on that site.

This book. This fuckin' awful fuckin' book. God damn.

I'd say there's a bit of both. The whole idea that men need to be 'trained' feels like I'm being compared to a disobedient dog.

Without actually knowing anything, I'm guessing (or possibly hoping) that they deter people from being giant dicks and not paying for their food by means of a massive picture of Jesus behind the counter, with a disapproving look on his face. Not like 'angry' disapproving, but like "I can see the decisions you've made…

From my own college experience, I'm gonna say if you piss in the dorm shower, the shower will end up cleaner than it was before you started.

Team "We've got them both right where we want them NOW RELEASE THE BEARS!!!!"

C.H.U.D, from the terrible, awful D-movie (like a B-movie, but much, much worse) of the same name.

There's exactly one valid reason for not liking milkshakes.

Well talking to your cat is one thing. Believing they understand what you're saying is completely different.

Yeah, but believing in any sort of mind-body dualism requires a HUGE leap of faith, and goes against a pretty large mountain of evidence.