Ugh. I've always found the PETA types to be far, far worse than even the awfulest of Jehovah's Witnesses. At least the door-to-door Jesus salespeople are polite.
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That sounds right to me. And tornadoes happen because even God sometimes just wants to say "Fuck you, mid-west."
I'm afraid you've got it all wrong. You have to make sure you've got the right punishment linked to the right sin.
I HEARD EBOLA WAS HAPPENING BECAUSE GOD IS ANGRY AT US FOR CARING ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING!!
If you replace 'french fries' with 'french [anything else],' then yes. Yes it is.
It might be a good thing that he didn't call the cops. If I was walking around in the woods, and I saw some lost, filthy, naked dude sitting in a creek, my first guesses would be:
And occasionally presumed to be (secretly) consenting even if they are kicking and screaming.
I love those things. I became acquainted with them while working in the big-ass cafeteria kitchen at a summer camp, and now I can't ever live without having one or more on hand.
A few months ago, I got one of these. I filled the empty pineapple with bbq pulled pork (with pineapple-y bbq sauce) and baked it for an hour or so, and then cut the whole pineapple in half to serve it.
I have a garlic peeler, a garlic slicer, and a fancy, fancy garlic press (the kind that's a single bent piece of metal with holes in the middle, and you roll it back and forth over your garlic)
"...while Komen raises millions of dollars to try to cure it."
When I say this, I don't mean to be all "WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ"- just a social observation.
1. Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
You clearly don't understand that if there were no other races, there would be no problems in the world! I mean, can you think of a single instance where white people ever had problems caused by other white people? NOPE.
Have you ever actually seen a Buffalo buffalo buffalo a Buffalo buffalo? Let alone twice? Because I'm pretty sure that Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo don't buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
I'd say that "I got the wrong sperm from the sperm clinic" is emotionally distressing regardless of the racial identity of the donor. I would absolutely try to sue if such a thing happened to me.
I'm not so sure.
Is anyone else particularly weirded out by Iowans tweeting so much about cloves? Because I'm pretty sure that's weird.
"I got it because I wanted to make myself more attractive to men, but specifically the sort of men who have an odd fetish because they watched 'total recall' when they were 11 and their budding sexualities were forever altered. Because I definitely still want to date, but only with the type of weirdo who would date…