Well he did mention backing off on the abortion thing as well. So there's progress on all fronts here.

I can't help but wonder if she's met a couple of real, textbook sociopaths in her life, and on reading the dictionary definition, had an "Oh, like that person" moment. She plays that part so perfectly that it's damn near terrifying.

There's a pretty strong comparison to be made between Vee and Scar, based on behavior alone. They both subscribe to the "I'mma pretend to be on your side, but I'm really a manipulative monster all along" school of villainy. Beyond that, they manipulate in very similar ways, they both have the same 'off-hand, subtly…

Can we start wearing other clothing items that look like boobs? T-shirts with boobs printed on them? Knit caps shaped like boobs? Tit shoes? I want to see this taken much, much further.

you're on the right track there. It's because there's an old, stupid, and false myth about period blood attracting bears, specifically. And also because the commenter in question takes the 'bear' part of her name very seriously, and very possibly is a literal bear- you never can tell on the internet.

This is the best story. Not the best 'awkward-first-period' story, but simply the best story.

Oh my god. When I worked at [nameless big box store], my very first day on the register, I had someone accuse me of giving her the wrong change. She had given me a 10, and I gave her $2 and change, and she later came back, with my manager in tow, claiming that she'd given me a 20, I'd short-changed her on purpose,…

Eh- I don't think the fact that the non-consensual porn turned out to be fake really makes it that much better.

Right? The responses look to be more along the lines of "What? Well, I guess, yeah.... What the hell kind of a question is that, anyway?" Like they were responding to a weird, non-sequitur of a question. If I was gonna be pissed off at someone her, it would be Spy magazine for asking a totally douchey question,…

Casual sex, much like oatmeal, is much more palatable if you cook it right (no microwave) and add in some berries, melted butter, and honey.

Well we already have plenty of evidence that the guy running the place was a blithering idiot. Either the dogs weren't in cages, or the cages were set up in such a way that chewable power cables were either going through a cage, or were just lying on the floor close enough to a cage that a dog could get to them.

They're not trying to discredit Hillary among the republicans. That's not necessary. They're trying to make her look bad to liberal, feminist voters, who will maybe be that much less likely to go out and vote for her, knowing some of the unpleasant details of her past as a defense attorney. It's probably working to…

I've heard about steak soaked in whiskey for that purpose. Apparently the dog just sleeps it off for a couple of hours, and everybody's happy. I can't personally vouch for the safety or efficacy of this method though.

I have no doubt that justice will brie served in this case. Ayibe-lieve in the system!

This gif is oddly mesmerizing. I want to stop watching it, but I can't stop watching it.

I haven't actually done anything on facebook in a few years.

Also, I read that tumblr for as long as I could take it. That shit is goddamn hilarious..

They're doing the anti-divorce thing now? Well good. At least they're wasting their effort on a half-baked, fruitless, already-lost battle that actually has something to do with protecting the institution of marriage.

Well she's got us there. Damn- as a representative of the worldwide male pro-menstrual-pain conspiracy, I was really hoping they'd never find out about the wind turbine scheme.

"I legitimately don't give a fuck about haters & close minded internet loudmouths like you"