I had to question this as well. It sounds less like a crime and more like a hobby.

"...Admit you've never had a good tamale AND admit you have no business talking about food."

More likely a tell-tale sign of a poorly taken, blurry photograph, but you can believe whatever you want.

From other comments, it's about 95% women. I understand that it's also usually a mother or another direct caretaker role, but it's been known to happen (albeit rarely) in other relationships. There have instances with people 'taking care' of their elderly relatives, and a few between married couples where one has an…

Starred for the phrase 'Tragedy Porn' because that's exactly what it is. With a dose of facebook activism thrown in for good measure. You get the entertainment and drama of watching the struggles of a sick, suffering child, and you get to feel like you're such a good person for caring so much.

Right. There's a distinct possibility that the kid is full of shit (as there always is with teenagers) and requested nude pics from some girl. But there's also a pretty solid possibility that he's honest-to-god getting unwanted porn sent to him. Which is awful and violating, regardless of your gender.

Because they're useful communication devices, and some parents trust their children to make smart choices?

Classy ladies don't even poop. They practice immaculate excretion.

From other comments, it looks like a lot of them are. But not all ex-military dogs are suited for police work, so it's not an across-the-board solution.

I wouldn't be surprised if he were knee deep in sex right now. But only with one x- it officially stopped having two of them when 1990 rolled around.

Fabulous. David Bowie's driver's license photo looks goddamn fabulous.

It was a while ago, but from what I remember he made some comments that either bi people or trans people- I can't remember which- perhaps both- found offensive. Upon being called out, he doubled down and dismissed the opinions of the people he had (perhaps unintentionally) insulted.

Well it probably does help. There tends to be a pretty close association between body heat and calorie intake for us mammals.

Neanderthals, as an example, cooked a pretty considerable amount of their food. Cooking food is one of the things that contributed heavily to their evolution, and lead to modern human beings existing. Our ancestors have been cooking food for millennia- since before us homo-sapiens even existed.

Right. Gonna take up persistence hunting? Great! Gonna start getting the vast majority of your fruits and vegetables from eating the stomach contents of the animals you kill? Wonderful. Gonna start eating plants that modern human beings would not even recognize as food? Awesome. Now you can call it a goddamn…

Dan Savage (I know he has a well-deserved bad rep around here, but he's still right about a lot of stuff) has an interesting take on this as well:

I see where you're coming from. I even agree that it's creepy as hell. But I'm also glad it exists. Animated creepy porn doesn't hurt actual children. If some pedophile creeper can legally get their grody-ass hands on animated child porn, maybe they won't feel the need to seek out non-animated child porn.

Right. Some days you want giant, anatomically improbable, gravity-defying tits. Sometimes you want giant monster-punching robots powered by teen angst. You don't always want both at the same time, but you're often shit outta luck on that front.

Well of course those... other women believe that their husbands would never cheat. because they're stupid and delusional! I certainly don't need to be tested, because my husband would actually never cheat on me. My marriage is totally different than theirs.

Ugh. I don't know how the rest of the world has forgotten their childhood, but I remember being treated like dirt. The way the powers-that-be at your average high school view children as stupid, irresponsible, subhumans to be subjugated and controlled should be disgusting to us as a society. Some kids have it even…