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MAYBE YOUR FILTHY HEATHEN CHILDREN CAN GET PREGNANT BUT MY KID IS A PERFECTLY BEHAVED LITTLE ANGEL WHO WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER DREAM OF REBELLING AGAINST MY AUTHORITARIAN CONTROL FREAK MORAL WARRIOR PARENTING AND DOING EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I'VE PAINSTAKINGLY BRAINWASHED HER TO BELIEVE BUT IF SHE WERE…
Yup. Funnily enough, I strongly suspect that the kids with parents who freak the fuck out about their children talking to a doctor alone for 5 minutes, are also the kids who most desperately need to talk to a doctor alone for 5 minutes.
That was my first though here too. Even outside of that, there are some legitimate and non-sexual medical issues that a teenager might not be comfortable discussing in front of their parents. For instance, if I were a 17-year-old girl from a batshit-insane conservative christian family, and I had, say, a UTI or…
Not gonna lie, I'm really glad I got someone to try it. It wouldn't be worth all the trouble if I didn't confuse a few people.
Like my ex-military friend whose wife emptied their shared bank account while he was deployed, and then stabbed a pen through his hand during an argument after he got back? Yup! I feel like there's a disproportionate number of shitheads amongst the significant others of soldiers. I don't really know why.
"And I expect a lot fucking better from cassiebearrawr, who is way fucking smarter than this."
I never use genital-themed slang to insult people. I use the proper medical term, you shameless phallus.
No, it's not the reason they should return the dog. The reason they should return the dog is that it's his fucking dog. But the fact that they refuse to do the right thing is made EVEN SHITTIER by these extra details.
AHEM SPEAKING OF WONDERFUL THINGS JOSS WHEDON HAS DONE AHEM!
Someone a thread down from this one mentioned Samus Aran. She's a video game character. She shoots things and they blow up. She's kinda a badass.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ!?!?! THE SPIDERMENZ!?!?!?!?!?!?
No lie, I once saw a wolf spider straight up murder two very large wasps. At the same time. Like it was nothing. As much as I appreciate wolf spiders (because wasps are awful,) that shit was terrifying to behold.
I enjoy telling people "You're pretty much eating a fishbug" in seafood restaurants. The best part is the "Oh. You're right. This is a fishbug I'm eating" look they get.
She could try training her dragons! I hear there's a lovely new guide out for doing just that!
Wheaton's law is... named after Will Wheaton. Because he came up with it.
Our lovely little troll isn't trying to convince anyone to agree with him. He's trying to make internet strangers uncomfortable and angry. He seems to have a pretty successful strategy.
"He's an athlete, she explained to me, and she always thought that people who worked hard on the court or on the field wouldn't be bad people in real life."