Goddamn. Stef, I appreciate the hell out of what you brought to Jalopnik and wish you the very best of luck. You’re an excellent writer and your articles were always well presented, balancing the fine line between quality analysis, credible opinions, and hilarious irreverence that, to me, is at the very heart of this…

Paging FancyKristen.

I always thought that Aston Martin and Jaeger-LeCoultre dropped the ball on the AMVOX Transponder watches by forcing you to use the key to start. The ability to lock and unlock your car from your $35,000.00 watch is only so useful if you still have to fish the key out and punch it into the dash to start the damn car.

Roll up to the club like “I gotta serve a full stop.”

Best. Autocorrect. Ever. 

Forced induction. 

I’m a Kyle Larson fan, and I can't be mad. Last few laps are when you're supposed to pull out all the stops, and a bump and run is a move you'll see in touring cars and GT1/GTE/GTLM every weekend. 

The wheels, brakes, and tires, the only upgrades that matter, are exactly the same as the BRZ Performance Package.

Hopefully they fix the exhaust note. The E36 M3 with the right exhaust had this beautiful trumpet at high rpm. To me, that was peak I6 exhaust. The F80/2 made me cringe every time I heard it, exhaust or not. It was just discordant noise, and most exhausts, including the OEM M Performance exhaust, just amplified that…

AM Heritage Racing Green please.

Amazon.

The US market got version 2.0. This was 1.0.

Truth. For every 100 enthusiaststhat say they’d buy a car, 30 of them can actually afford to. Of that group, 15 will actually be in the market for a new car in the next 2 years. Of that group, 12 will buy something else or decide to keep their current car. That leaves you with 3. You get a 3% return on internet…

Dude. It’s a dealer accessory.

That note about advertising?

They aren’t going back and having developers remove their products, but my understanding is that they will not be granting licenses for games going forward.

Funimation has Stages 1-4. I believe 5th and Final stages have not been licensed for US release yet.

I like this so much better than the DB11. The floating roof, invisible splitter, and meh rear of the DB11 is fixed. Also, the DB11 looks like it sits too high, rocker to ground even though the tire gap is fine.

This is a Toyota decision, not Turn10. While I’m pissed that I paid for the $100.00 version of Forza Motorsport 7 when the DLC was all shit that I couldn’t have cared less about, I can’t be pissed at them for not featuring Toyotas and Lexuses anymore when Toyota was the one that pulled their licensing from ALL games.

I am here for this.