“Did you consider having female characters playable?

It looks like me trying to process all the ads on Jalopnik and find the actual content. 

Has Jalopnik ever gotten an exclusive...anything from an automaker? This would normally go to the legacy print car mags or Top Gear, not an internet blog of writers that keep crashing press cars.

Don’t write a press release just hire a woman lol 

“There are more molecules of air in one breath than there are breaths in the atmosphere. That means that every breath you take probably contains at least one molecule of Newton’s last breath.”

Your Morgan was made with wood too. Truly the ultimate Jalop.

“Missed” implies I didn’t see it.

I think this was announced in 2007.

I vote for the new gaping maw that BMW has decided on.

370Z 50th Anniversary Edition.

It doesn’t really taste like chicken, not really a mystery to me. If you were to grill some chicken strips and taste it side by side with Subway you’d notice pretty quickly you were dealing with a different kind of protein. Obviously Subway has the money and motivation to fight it, but I hope they lose.

Side note, a…

“For The Love Of God, Stop Taking Ubers To The Empire State Building”

No other site on the internet does what you say this one should do.  Race results are public NEWS as soon as they happen.  If you don’t like that stay away from the internet   If you get “spoiled”, too bad for you, it would happen on ALL motorsport sites.  So sorry if you can’t say away from news sites, just don’t be…

Here’s your side by side proof that old is better.

Everything Ferrari has to done since the late 2000's has given me hope that someday the New England Patriots will go through a similar painful decent into mediocrity that we can all revel in.

Fire Vettel.

They even took out the reverse gear to save weight and get better fuel economy. They sold those extra gears to Ryan Gosling and he put them into his Mustang so he could out run the bad guy in reverse.

Postal vehicles don’t reverse. Ever. If they overshoot your house, you just don’t get the mail that day.