I had an Andy Reid and coaches don't have tits joked lined up but then I ended up watching the Jennifer Connolly clip like 5 times in a row.

So the San Diego Chargers have just been wearing the Eagles hand-me-downs?

Well thanks to that insightful Matt Ryan chat I now know what his favorite BC-area pizza place is. And also, BC is taking the season one game at a time. Didn't see that coming.

And in the interest of balance of story, it should be mentioned that NIU does not have a scholly to give to Jones this year, so he would have to pay for school anyhow.

Sadly, ND fans will have to wait another year to see if their team can extend their vaunted bowl-losing streak...

@being sven: Maybe if they played an MLS game on ice people would watch?

I heard Beano Cook is unleashing the twins and entering the competition.

Will, you're shamelessly pimping and hyping a story to death like this is the WWL all of a sudden...

@David Hume: Go Orange?

I will never click on a link named "Cornhole Portal." Too risky.

Sorry for mghwalkjhsahf (rest of apology muffled after stuffing a whole box of munchkins into mouth)

@chilltown: HA! You must be an EI poster.

The female fans in Pittsburgh are just excited about Steely because now they have a gay shopping buddy.

@xhack: I would like to add to my comment that is not to imply all Rutgers students/alums are assholes. Just... you know... the Jersey thing.

I would say there have always been assholes associated with Rutgers.... they're just now becoming football fans.

@hi_im_the_rog: Well even if that's true, you do realize the Pats play the Jets 2x a year, don't you? And this was the first time this season?

@supermike4ever: This is like saying that since Neifi Perez sucks, he shouldn't be punished for taking steroids. Rock solid logic.

Awesome. Just want to reiterate sentiments said before, Upshaw needs to not be a prick on this one. Or any future ones.

@BoSox Siobhan: beanpot! beanpot!

@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: PJ Ryan's Tuesday night trivia, no? Why aren't you there!