@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: I'm in Porter. I got your back.

@supermike4ever: Hard to tell. Caldwell always has that look on his face.

@xhack: The end scene looks remarkably like that picture a few years back of the alligator that broke through the python in the Everglades in this scenario. I just thought I'd add that.

@Signal to Noise: Charlie Weis chokes to death after attempting to swallow Lloyd Carr whole.

I sure hope they reinstalled the bike rack

@BrotherBillo: Come on, Rutgets has one big win in the last 2 years. How does that justify #3?

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Would you eat the moon if it was made of spare ribs? Heck I know I would. Wash it down with an ice-cold Budweiser.

@♫ El-Hadji Diouf ♫: Why did you feel the need to make my Monday even more depressing?

/Looks at inspiring pic of Niagara Falls on office wall. Wipes away tear. Drinks.

@Camp Tiger Claw: Saturday was Ryan's worst game since the 2004 debacle against Syracuse. Very uncharacteristic. Plus his recievers dropped about 8 or 9 passes.

@Signal to Noise: This is the truth.

@Camp Tiger Claw: I'll be sure to duck when you're coming my way.

@Camp Tiger Claw: Sad part is, I went to BC. You'd think I'd have the gambling thing down.

Racist - 1/10. Odds increase to 1/1 in Greater Boston Area

"The Rob Ircane special" 2/1

I assume everyone commenting on this thread is from the Greater Boston Area...

Romo rips Keenan's eyeball in the next scene, right?

@seagull v. winfield: Just ask David Cone.

@twoeightnine: Southern Tier Beer as well.

@Upstate Underdog: Um, "brewed on the shores of the Genessee river" is not something that appeals to me. The beer I actually miss the most from Upstate is Yuengling. Because they don't sell it in the unnamed, racist town I now live in.