@Signal to Noise: Beef on Weck!

@Sex-Panther: Canadian Bacon is the correct - and possibly only- answer.

Sam Adams

@Bejeezus: Technically speaking, they're both fat and drunk in Buffalo.

I predict that a bunch of hard ass Buffalonians will beat up another loud-mouthed Pats fan while his pregnant wife watches in horror outside the Ralph again this year.

I have nothing against Seattle, the Mariners or their fans, I'd just be really happy to see the M's miss the playoffs because I watched as Steve Phillips said the Yankees lack of starting pitching would cause them to miss the postseason and then turned around and said the M's would make it despite their lack of…

Shanoff giving love to BC at 15, I like it.

@chilltown: Ha! A fellow EI reader!

Just send Cartman in. He'll take care of them.

@Rory B. Bellows: Not this guy's invention. It was the Red Sox marketing team in 2004 that came up with that, thus making the professional sports team with a long championship drought's quest for a world series sound like an epic bible story made into a movie starring Charlton Heston.

@Slothrop: By that logic, this guy should be wearing a bra.

Will the UN please send a helicopter to Red Sox Nation to airlift us non-citizens out of the area once the civil war begins?

Lou Holtz needs to be taken out back and shot. It's the humane thing to do.

@xhack: I retract my statement. I've gone blind looking at spreadsheets all week.

"I can't even fall asleep with my jeans on"

@Gumbercules: That is, until Rocco Baldelli gets inducted into the "all-injured" wing.

@kgibbs: It's the Adam's Apple that does it for him, isn't it?

How many days before the vendors outside of Fenway are selling "Jeter has herpes" t-shirts?

@ArkansasFred: They have restaraunts for dogs in Korea?

How many Byung-Hyun Kim Eras is Arizona allowed to have?