"I'm not just going to give away millions of dollars. "

There is a plan B: Al Skinner of BC wants the job. He interviewed, was told he isn't their first choice, and still hasn't "withdrawn" himself from consideration. He's waiting by the phone for SJU's call.

2001 in Chestnut Hill, MA. BC is improbably in position to beat a Miami team that had future NFLers at 3rd string. Our 3rd stringers featured a guy who would legally change his first name to 'Survival.'

It's.... Enrico Palazzo!

(No, she will not go on a date with you, anonymous loser.)

So what if the Internet is "killing" print? The only people who care about this development are people who stand to lose their jobs in print and the guy who runs the The Big Lead.

@Moose A. Moose: ...so you know she puts out, right?

@Stev D: I don't understand. Leftwich should've worked well with him.

@Blast it, Biggs: 74 would be proud of you.

... but you still definitely want to know what my fantasy football roster is, right?

Tiger shouldn't worry. Hazeltine's a restricted club and if Yang wins they'll revoke it when they find out he's Jewish

He'll be signed by the Phillies once he's out of prison.

Garrett Morris is the best announcer there is in deaf soccer.

Still, why do they all look depressed?

@metalmaniac: Didn't Mota or some bullpen guy for the Mets come out and say basically that? I think it was the first major leaguer to serve a 50-game suspension.

Bring the Kleenex, fellas.

CBS's lawyers have cited Faker v. Maker as evidence that the culprit was in fact, the ominous "blogs."

"Everyone I've ever rooted for has been a loser, with the exception of Kirby Puckett."

I hear that Travis Henry is the one who impregnated that roller skate that Harrison is driving

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: How does she further her professional shelf life with a sex tape? How does that work?