And to think there are people who believe that she willingly participated in the tape to further her career. Cause, you know, this would be a dream right here.

ABC still plans to show 4 hours of Tiger coverage tomorrow.

As Cokie is demonstrating above, WNBA players are hung like rhinos.

So when someone marries crazy like this, are they aware they're marrying crazy and think they can survive? Or is crazy keeping it all inside and letting it show only when it's too late?

CRAP!!!! I already promised him all the money I'm due to receive any day now from that Nigerian prince...

Peter King's twitter said the same thing when Favre to the Vikings broke.

David Wright must be furious with Alex Cora right now.

Where'd you stash the body, Leitch!?!?!

@xhack: I gave similar advice on communal showering to Bernie Madoff before his sentencing.

If there are no rules about filming at the camp, then why in God's name did the photographer surrender his film? Put two strong hands on the camera, refuse to let them touch it, and walk out.

I would've felt sorry for Barnes, but for the love of God his stupid little hat inspired unknown levels of rage within me for some reason...

I'm feeling very stabby after hearing hundreds of drunk New Yorkers scream "get in the hole" after every. single. shot.

What's the big deal? When I was growing up, this is how it was in my house during the Stanley Cup playoffs and I grew up just fine and terrified of dark, enclosed spaces...

When I saw that thing last night, I was sure that a screen cap of it was going to end up here.

Eat the head! Eat the head!

"Er... I had my arm around her because I was protecting her from some married guy off camera who wanted to sleep with her."

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: He probably would've turned out ok if he became an NFL draft millionaire, what with all the hangers ons, ability to buy copious amounts of booze/blow/weed and of course the crushing paranoia that leads him to purchase several guns (but no gun rrack, he carries them concealed in his…

@bondjunkie: And if I fill in the vowels correctly, this response was why Spud's original was disemvoweled.

Whew... at first I was worried the Daniel LoRussa Fantasy Camp was cancelled.

I think we now know why he hasn't fired Mike Dunleavy: he's just paying him for a few minutes to use his body for sex.